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Santa Banta SMS Jokes

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Santa Banta SMS Jokes

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  1. Santa Banta SMS Jokes https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.happie.jetlabs.happie

  2. Banta : What is the definition of a husband? Santa : A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!

  3. Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy: One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!

  4. Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea? Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!

  5. Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'? Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!

  6. Thought of the day: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability your wife will prove you wrong!

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  8. Click here for more FunnySanta Banta Jokes : https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.happie.jetlabs.happie

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