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Reindeer Jokes

Reindeer Jokes. Why is Prancer always wet? . Because he’s a “RAIN”-Deer. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?. “RUDE”-olph. What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?. Anything you want because he can’t hear you!. How do you get into Donner’s house?. You ring the “DEER”-bell!.

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Reindeer Jokes

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  1. Reindeer Jokes

  2. Why is Prancer always wet? Because he’s a “RAIN”-Deer

  3. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? “RUDE”-olph

  4. What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can’t hear you!

  5. How do you get into Donner’s house? You ring the “DEER”-bell!

  6. Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in “Snow Suits”

  7. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”? Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer who, used to laugh and call him names”?

  8. What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will “sleigh you!”

  9. Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them

  10. If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one? a “RE- TAIL” Shop (Retail Shop)

  11. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window? It looks like Rain, Dear! (rein-deer)

  12. The End

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