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MY FAKE BOOK PROFILE. Name: Alexis Caddis Status: Married to Alex Caddis 345 notifications School,Home,PhoneNumber, ND Address : Graduated from Creek College now lives in 54321 SS. Creek Avenue where the pollution tolerance value is perfect for her.
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MYFAKEBOOKPROFILE Name: Alexis Caddis Status: Married to Alex Caddis 345 notifications School,Home,PhoneNumber, ND Address : Graduated from Creek College now lives in 54321 SS. Creek Avenue where the pollution tolerance value is perfect for her. Job: She is the boss at Night Macro Inc. and is ¼ an inch of size. Phone Number:1-800-987-654-321 FRIENDS:2453 MACRO {567 MUTUAL} PHOTOS:9876 {786 TAGGED} POSTS:5674 LIKES:23345 FOLLOWERS:45637
My beautiful husband and twin kids {P.S. MY HUSBAND JUST CLIPPED HIS LONG ANTENNAES’} Likes:345 comments:543 VIEW 340 MORE COMMENTS SUSANA: Why you varies A.K.A Caddisflies MALIA: Do you guys still live in flowing water you know for the kids? EMILY: Yeah, or did y’all move to the ground near water? YADIRA{Caddisflies murderer}:Are your kids dull or bright cuss I love BRIGHT BABIES!?! LISA: Aww, the hairless caterpillars already grew up.(SOBS SADLY)
FAKEBOOK MESSAGES • Samantha: Your little pests are in my house!!! • ME(ALEXIS):We are not classified as pests!!FYI • Samantha: Whatever, fleshy gills by abdomen! • ME(ALEXIS):Well…umm…AT LEAST MY….BABIES’ LARVAE ARE CUTE LITTLE HOOKS SO HAHA ON YOU • Samantha: PSSHH…and oh LaughMyDamselflyButtOff!!!
Notifications • MAHOO.COM is now on TV!!! • MACROANSWERS.COM says yezz there isover 1,200 Caddisflies • Hooks.com says you can ONLY have 2 hooks and six legs Alexis • Your text to (903)987-6543 says “you ‘moth-like insects with tent-like wings when over back’ are so awesome!
Bibliography • https://insects.tamu.edu/fieldguide/cimg245.html • http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/87882/caddisfly • http://www.orkin.com/other/caddisfly/types-of-https:// • http://tucohutta.org/life-and-times-of-a-caddis-fly/