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Sure, no problem. Umm, there’s one other thing….. my employer is a real pain and might not verify

Sure, no problem. Umm, there’s one other thing….. my employer is a real pain and might not verify my employment. Would that be a problem?. Phew!! We’d better get rid of these stinky Mortgages before they start attracting flies.

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Sure, no problem. Umm, there’s one other thing….. my employer is a real pain and might not verify

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  1. Sure, no problem. Umm, there’s one other thing….. my employer is a real pain and might not verify my employment. Would that be a problem?

  2. Phew!! We’d better get rid of these stinky Mortgages before they start attracting flies.

  3. The nimrods at the SEC won’t let us sell this stuff to widows and orphans, so we’ll sell it to our sophisticated institutional clients.

  4. Get lost!

  5. Yeah, I meant to call you but it’s been really Crazy around here. It seems that the deadbeats who took out the mortgages backing your CDO aren’t able to pay them off.

  6. Yeah, that was a bad assumption. We screwed up. Sorry ‘bout that.

  7. They screwed up too.

  8. Are you kidding? There’s no way they have enough money set aside to cover this mess. They screwed up.

  9. Well that’s just great! What am I supposed to tell my villagers now?

  10. Tell them you screwed up.

  11. Are you nuts? Go to hell!

  12. Relax, we’ll help you get your money back on the next deal!

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