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Matthew -- The Gospel of the King

and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper. I'll be ready in a minute =. Yes =. I want new curtains =. We need to talk =. No. I need to complain. Matthew -- The Gospel of the King.

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Matthew -- The Gospel of the King

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  1. and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper I'll be ready in a minute = Yes = I want new curtains = We need to talk = No I need to complain Matthew -- The Gospel of the King Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV No = Yes I don't want you to Sure go ahead = Maybe = No You have to learn to com-municate = I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep I'm sorry = You'll be sorry Just agree with me I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron Chapter 19:1-15 I want We need = I'm going to ask for something expen-sive Do you love me? = My correct decision should be obvious by now It's your decision = Are you listening to me!? = Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs Too late, you're dead How much do you love me? = This kitchen is so inconven-ient = You'll pay for this later Do what you want = Essential Guide to Women's English I did something today you're going to hate I want a new house A tape or CD of this message will be available (free of charge) following the service

  2. 10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself. 4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he left his tools. Matthew -- The Gospel of the King 3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote. 6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. Chapter 19:1-15 2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! 8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him. 5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that." Top 10 Reasons Why God Created Eve

  3. Deut. 24 ~ 1"When a man takes a wife and marries her, and it happens that she finds no favor in his eyes because he has found some uncleanness in her, and he writes her a certificate of divorce, puts it in her hand, and sends her out of his house…" Matthew -- The Gospel of the King Chapter 19:1-15

  4. Rabbi Shammai ~ only adultery Matthew -- The Gospel of the King Rabbi Hillel ~ any reason Rabbi Akiba (c. AD 100) ~ if you find a woman you like better Chapter 19:1-15

  5. Joined ~ proskallaō – to glue upon Matthew -- The Gospel of the King Chapter 19:1-15

  6. Not, paraggellō Matthew -- The Gospel of the King • To command, order or charge Command ~ entellomai Chapter 19:1-15 • To enjoin or instruct

  7. Not, moichēia Matthew -- The Gospel of the King • Adultery Butporneia • All improper sexual activity Chapter 19:1-15

  8. In the Old Testament, idolatry = spiritual forn-ication (Lev. 17:7, et al) Matthew -- The Gospel of the King In the New Testament, covetousness = idolatry (Col. 3:5) Chapter 19:1-15

  9. Divorce is… Matthew -- The Gospel of the King 1) Serious (God hates it) 2) Forgivable Chapter 19:1-15

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