BEWARE VERY TRAUMATIZING!

*BEWARE* VERY TRAUMATIZING!

The Beginning October 11, 1994: He was BORN

Then… He went to school

While… He lived with his family in a house…

…a cow?… On a farm …. with a cow

..but.. …all he cared about was… $ Money $

..so.. He went to Paris to get a… wait a minute that’s not Paris! 

…my bad… Much better …like I said, he went to Paris to get…

...J-O-B… ..a job as a doctor.

So… He took care of sick and crippled people, and . . .

OMG …he made friends with the local cholos…

Umm…french cholos o_0 …who taught him how to lean with his elbows up and side to side.

Yup yup He also chilled with a hott Boricua known simply as Daddy, who had some groovy dance moves himself…

I  Shaggy kind of like Shaggy from Scooby Doo… just with an accent and extremely clean, white shoes…oh, yeah and a legion of screaming white girl fans.

Anyways… He bought a boat with all his dinero, and …

…and… He lived happily ever after. …>=)

…until… A storm smashed his boat and soaked all his money…and…

The End. He was forced to float back across the Atlantic to his little ol’ family farm.

The End ^_^

Adios, au revoir, ciao, hasta la vista,oodgay yebay, adieu, laterz dude, ya gotta go…aka good bye! No, seriously, this is the end…time to pick up the popcorn around your seat and exit the theatre. We hope to see you again soon, but let’s be honest, you probably won’t after seeing this production. We just ask that you tell all of your friends to come check us out <at least then you won’t be the only who wasted their time watching this presentation>

BEWARE VERY TRAUMATIZING!