Police: Students spiked high school teacher's drink with laxative

1. Iced Tea And No Sympathy Police: Students spiked high school teacher's drink with laxative MAY 10--A quartet of Arkansas high school students is facing criminal charges for allegedly placing a laxative in an iced tea dispenser in their school's faculty lounge. After purchasing the laxative at Wal-Mart, Mark "Cowboy" Turner, 18, snuck into the lounge at Lakeside High School and placed it into the dispenser, which was then shaken by another prankster, 18-year-old Harry Keck, according to arrest reports, copies of which you'll find below. A couple of teachers who drank the tea following the May 3 senior class prank later complained of cramps, said Hot Springs police. Two other students, Bradley Parham, 18, and Jeffery Canterbury, 19, were also hit with a misdemeanor abuse of teacher rap. Investigators learned of the laxative assault after a Lakeside student found out about the spiking and told a school resource officer, said Corporal Chris Chapmond, a police spokesman. The four students are scheduled for a May 16 District Court hearing.

2. Naomi Campbell Phone Rage Bust Supermodel nabbed for clobbering another assistant with mobile phone MARCH 31--Here's the felony criminal complaint charging Naomi Campbell with again clobbering an employee with a telephone. The model, 35, allegedly whacked housekeeper Ana Scolavino yesterday morning during one of her patented rages. The confrontation at Campbell's $4 million Park Avenue condominium left Scolavino, 42, with a laceration in the back of her head that was later closed with surgical staples. Campbell, who faces a maximum of seven years in jail if convicted of the attack, has twice previously been accused of striking aides with telephones (a former assistant filed this lawsuit over one of the bearings).