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Welcome to The Hannah Corporation. One Dictator, One Company. The Hannah Corporation: Basic Information. The Hannah Corporation is abbreviated THC This abbreviation is only to be used while typing or writing Never say THC in reference to The Hannah Corporation.
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Welcome to The Hannah Corporation One Dictator, One Company
The Hannah Corporation:Basic Information • The Hannah Corporation is abbreviated THC • This abbreviation is only to be used while typing or writing • Never say THC in reference to The Hannah Corporation
The Hannah Corporation:Security Policy • Never speak of anything you do in a THC office or for THC • Do not bring your family to work, they will be killed upon entry • Do not send e-mails or any other communication outside of a THC network, the computer will explode and they are expensive
The Hannah Corporation:Our CEO and Dictator • Hannah is our CEO and dictator • Do not question her • Do not talk to her • If you say something about her that she doesn’t approve you will be killed
The Hannah Corporation:What you will do • You will be sitting in a small cubicle all day • You will be doing mindless busy work for our clients • You will have no life, thoughts, or soul while working in your cubicle
The Hannah Corporation:Why you do busy work • Do not question why just do it • If you ask we will say, “You do busy work because our CEO and dictator says so.”
The Hannah Corporation:How to get a promotion • Kill a competitor's CEO • Do something very helpful for the company • Stay in your cubicle • Dedicate you life to THC
The Hannah Corporation:Your Lunch Break • You get an hour for lunch • If you mess up you will lose your lunch hour • Do not eat breakfast food for lunch unless it is breakfast day
The Hannah Corporation:Our Competitors • Any company or group not positively associated with THC is a competitor • If you see a competitor’s employee walking near a THC office kill or injure them • Do not kill or injure anyone from an insurance company, we would lose their favor • If you see a competitor’s CEO kill them, you will get extra days off or a raise depending on my mood
The Hannah Corporation:Our Sponsors • Here at THC we are a corporation sponsored by Chibi • Do not kill or injure anyone from Chibi • Even if they work at a competitor
The Hannah Corporation and You • The diagram to the left show relationships throughout THC • The very large man is THC • The very small man is all affiliated businesses • You are the speck in the grass
The Hannah Corporation:Leaving • The only way to leave THC is to die, retire, or get fired • If you get fired you literally get fired from a cannon • If you die we give you a mass funeral with all the other employees who died. We will not say kind words.
The Hannah Corporation:Retirement • After retirement you will be locked in your house forever • Think carefully before leaving us
The Hannah Corporation:Our Rights • As our CEO and Dictator, Hannah reserves the right to strangle you at any moment. • As out sponsor, Chibi members reserve the right to strangle you as well.
The Hannah Corporation:Your Rights • You are an employee, you have no rights. • Employee states “I love The Hannah Corporation.” • The specified employee died because we did not assign him to say that. • Though it was a nice thought.
The Hannah Corporation:The End End • The End • Now get back to work.
