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In the year 2003 AD, a homo sapien sapien goes to work. After many a year fighting the perils of unemployment and bum-dom, can he overcome the ultimate task:. WAKING UP ON TIME…. Look at me, look at me.
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In the year 2003 AD, a homo sapien sapien goes to work. After many a year fighting the perils of unemployment and bum-dom, can he overcome the ultimate task: WAKING UP ON TIME…
Look at me, look at me In the world of real estate, red is this season’s new pink. And with this fetching dark mulberry microfibre shirt, offset by a number of gorgeous silk ties, who wouldn’t buy a house from this boy?! Ladies and gentlemen, he was born to wear these clothes! And what a little poser he is too… Ashley knows that actions and clothes speak louder than words. He has a ‘loud’ personality…*ahem* Here is Ashley, strutting his stuff in this dark purple number. It’s stylish yet timeless. Fun and bold, this new pinky purpley shirt and tie combination says ‘hello world, I’m ready to play!’ Just like the classic little black dress, Ashley puts the ass in class with the little black shirt. Paired with the bone pants again, with the addition of some more complementary ties in the future, his attire will yell ‘danger man’! Ashley practices his bodyguard/bouncer pose, ready for open house inspections. • Here we have Ashley in his black trousers, complemented by black belt. In a greeny blueish microfibre shirt and diagonally striped dark blue and silvery grey tie, this look screams success. “Today I tied my tie all by myself!!! I’m such a big boy now, that tomorrow, I might even be able to tie my own shoes! I can’t get the hang of buttons yet, but one day I will graduate from zips and velcro, and then I really will be all growed up!!!” Proud Ashley displays his handiwork. Now Ashley is sporting the same shirt, but with a variety of ties. The first shot is a light blue tie with funny little squares on it; the second shot features a weird purpley pinkish tie with crazy little blobs on it; and the final tie (which is shown is pictures 3 & 4) is grey with red dots and stuff on it. Tres chic for the working man this season! “That strange smell did NOT originate from me…” thinks sheepish Ash. Once again Ashley dominates the runway with a look that says versatility. Doin’ his little turn on the catwalk this time in bone coloured microfibre slacks, Ash teams his pants with various shirts, ties and cheeky grins to present a winning combination. This goes with that goes with this goes with that at Ashley’s! What could be better than wearing a smile, ladies and gentlemen, and what better a smile than a salesman’s smile?! Or the smile of someone who’s finally got his tie right after several lacklustre attempts…or the smile of someone who likes what he sees when he checks himself out in the mirror for the umpteenth time… Essential to all real estate moguls is body language. And what ISN’T Ashley saying with these gestures! Ashley is a fan of those sultry pouts that usually grace the sealed section of Cosmo!!! By now Ashley has lost the use of his facial muscles, so smiling is hard.
Look at me, look at me Directed, Written & Produced by Kwannie Music courtesy of illegal downloads Costuming & Choreography by Ashley “Bubby” Doyle CAST Ashley Robin Doyle Production wishes to advise that every care was taken for characters to not resemble real life people…except Ashley. No ties were harmed in the making of this production.
