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The Funniest Cat Quotes

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The Funniest Cat Quotes

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  1. The Funniest Cat Quotes

  2. If you are looking for a good chuckle about your furry feline friend, then you have come to the right place. Enjoy these cute and funny cat quotes curated by the Viewhall review team. Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.-Pam Brown In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.-Terry Pratchett The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.-Paula Poundstone There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.-Dan Greenberg Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.-Mary Bly No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.-Leo Dworken After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.-Charlotte Gray I’m a cat whisperer. When I go to people’s houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.-Cory Monteith A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.-Louis J. Camuti Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.-Robert A. Heinlein

  3. She clawed her way into my heart and wouldn’t let go.-Missy Altijd When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?-Montaigne The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.-Pam Brown You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.-George Mikes A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.-William Ralph Inge I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted–but his or her entertainment value.-Geoffrey Household As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.-Ellen Perry Berkeley Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.-Michael Nelson If you enjoyed these funny quotes on kitties, you will love all the humour content at viewhall.

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