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Money for Nothing: Pursuing a Ph.D. Dream

Explore the pursuit of a Ph.D. with its perks and challenges through the lens of the iconic song "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits. Follow the journey of academia, from installing capillary columns to attending conferences and writing grants, all in the quest for knowledge and recognition. Discover the realities of being a professor, the complexities of research, and the allure of the academic world in this musical narrative.

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Money for Nothing: Pursuing a Ph.D. Dream

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  1. Money For Nothing • From • “MONEY FOR NOTHING” • By • Dire Straits

  2. Money For Nothing • I want my.....I want my Ph.D. • I want my.....I want my Ph.D. • I want my.....I want my Ph.D. • I want my.....I want my Ph.D.

  3. MONEY FOR NOTHING Now look at them professors That’s the way you do it You go to college and get your ph.D.

  4. MONEY FOR NOTHING That ain’t workin’ That’s the way you do it Get your money for nothing and your perks for free

  5. MONEY FOR NOTHING Now that ain’t workin’ That’s the way you do it Lemme tell ya them profs ain’t dumb Maybe get a blister on their typing finger Maybe get a blister on their typing thumb

  6. MONEY FOR NOTHING We gotta install capillary columns Give our posters at Societies we gotta pass those qualifiers We gotta fix those HPLCs

  7. Money For Nothing • See that professor with the bow tie and the long locks • Yeah buddy that's his own hair • That there professor's got his own big business • That there professor he's a millionaire

  8. MONEY FOR NOTHING We gotta install capillary columns Give our posters at Societies we gotta pass those qualifiers We gotta fix those HPLCs

  9. Money For Nothing I gotta learn to write those papers I gotta learn to write those grants Watchin them profs hoppin' all over the planet This week Hawaii, maybe next week it’s France

  10. MONEY FOR NOTHING Fillin' out papers and goin' to meetings Sure sounds simple far as I can see That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin' and your perks for free

  11. MONEY FOR NOTHING We gotta install capillary columns Give our posters at Societies we gotta pass those qualifiers We gotta fix those HPLCs

  12. MONEY FOR NOTHING That ain’t workin’ That’s the way you do it You go to college and get your Ph.D. That ain’t workin’ That’s the way you do it Get you money for nothin’ and your perks for free

  13. MONEY FOR NOTHING Get your money for nothin’...And your perks for free $ Get your money for nothin’...And your perks for free $ Get your money for nothin’...And your perks for free $ Get your money for nothin’...And your perks for free $

  14. Money For Nothing • I want my.....I want my Ph.D. • I want my.....I want my Ph.D. • I want my.....I want my Ph.D. • I want my.....I want my Ph.D.

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