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Negative and Positive Stereotyping. By Alex Fochtmann. The NEW thinking cap, a modern miracle!.
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Negative and Positive Stereotyping • By Alex Fochtmann
The NEW thinking cap, a modern miracle! Have you ever been sitting in class with a big paper to write and all the sudden you have a brain fart? Don’t you hate those moments when you can’t think at all? Then be thankful for the modern ages because here is a modern marvel that will solve those problems. Introducing the thinking cap! Just put in on when you can’t think. This hat has a panel on the top, the panel takes oxygen from the air and uses it to magnify your brain waves. In other words it makes you smarter in an instant. This marvel could be yours for only 2 easy payments of $29.99. Shipping and handling is $25.00. This hat may cause brain cancer in some people with ADHD and bipolar disorder, may also cause you to become an annoying smart-aleck. One rare side-effect is permanent paralysis.
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