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Presents. Brand‘ X ’cuseMe. Personal Details. Team Name Contact No: College Name Individual Name Email Id. Dream Factory. 95350 10965. SIBM Bangalore. Gomathi Shankar K. shankar_kgs@yahoo.co.in. Situation 1: A policeman catches you red handed peeing on the road side
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Presents Brand‘X’cuseMe
Personal Details • Team Name • Contact No: • College Name • Individual Name • Email Id Dream Factory 95350 10965 SIBM Bangalore Gomathi Shankar K shankar_kgs@yahoo.co.in
Situation 1:A policeman catches you red handed peeing on the roadside Excuse: “Sshh! Who do you think I am? Listen carefully! I am an undercover soldier. There are biotoxic landmines in here. Latest Terrorist Science! Only way to diffuse them is uric acid. No time to talk. I need your help here. Wet the other side of the road. Quick!” Situation2: You gave a love letter to the wrong girl and you are in custody of her boyfriend. Excuse:“Friend! I understand your rage. But I am more concerned as to why she copied a few lines from that letter in her notebook and bookmarked the page ‘For Reference’. I somehow feel its time you watch your back bro…” Situation 3:You are a washer man (dhobi) and you’ve been caught by your customer, when you were roaming around wearing his clothes. Excuse:““Sorry Sir! Today is my dear grandpa’s death anniversary. Great man! He always advised me to put myself in my customer’s place to succeed in business. Just got a bit emotional thinking of him today” Situation 4:You are a high school graduate and your dad catches you purchasing a box of condoms. Excuse:“Dad! See this? They are selling plastic covers for leaking fountain pens. Now my shirt won’t get stained and Mom won’t go mad at your washing”