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搞笑廁所對聯 ( 一 )

搞笑廁所對聯 ( 一 ). 爽. 天地正氣. 眾屎之地. 世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙. 天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣. 腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件. 前面機槍掃射後面砲火連天. 解決後股之憂. 大開方便之門. 搞笑廁所對聯 ( 二 ). 愉悅身心. 新陳代謝. 鞠躬盡瘁. 出後一身鬆. 來前百步緊. 雅集東西. 暢通上下. 得大解，脫. 有小便，宜. 搞笑廁所對聯 ( 三 ). 此即桃源. 講究衛生. 清靜世界. 清閑一會，即成造化神仙. 小坐片刻，便會放鬆意念. 不宜濫炸狂轟. 最適低吟淺唱. 放鬆聽清泉. 靜坐覓詩句.

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搞笑廁所對聯 ( 一 )

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  1. 搞笑廁所對聯(一) 爽 天地正氣 眾屎之地 世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙 天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣 腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件 前面機槍掃射後面砲火連天 解決後股之憂 大開方便之門

  2. 搞笑廁所對聯(二) 愉悅身心 新陳代謝 鞠躬盡瘁 出後一身鬆 來前百步緊 雅集東西 暢通上下 得大解，脫 有小便，宜

  3. 搞笑廁所對聯(三) 此即桃源 講究衛生 清靜世界 清閑一會，即成造化神仙 小坐片刻，便會放鬆意念 不宜濫炸狂轟 最適低吟淺唱 放鬆聽清泉 靜坐覓詩句

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