Did I read that sign right? “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”

2. Did I read that sign right? “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.” 

 In a laundromat: automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. 

 In a London department store: bargain basement upstairs... 



3. In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. In an office: after tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. 



4. Outside a second-hand shop: we exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain? 
 Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor. 



6. US Pres Barack Obama addresses the 69th UN General AssemblyReuters

7. B’Midbarבְּמִדְבַּר (Numbers) 30.7-9(6-8) (from) Mattot (Tribes)מַּטּוֹת

8. B’Midbar (Numbers) 30.7(6)a

9. B’Midbar (Numbers) 30.7(6)b

10. B’Midbar (Numbers) 30.8(7)a

11. B’Midbar (Numbers) 30.8(7)b

12. B’Midbar (Numbers) 30.9(8)a

13. B’Midbar (Numbers) 30.9(8)b

14. B’Midbar (Numbers) 30.9(8)c יְיָ ADONI

15. B’Midbar (Numbers) 30.7(6) CJB 7(6) If, having made vows or rashly committed herself to an obligation, she gets married; 8(7) and her husband hears but holds his peace with her on the day he learns of it, then her vows and obligations she has bound herself to will stand.

16. B’Midbar (Numbers) 30.9(8) CJB 9(8) But if her husband expresses his disapproval on the day he hears it, he will void the vow which is on her and the obligation to which she has bound herself; and ADONI will forgive her.

17. מַתִּתְיָהוּ Mattityahu (Matthew) 7:24-25

18. לָכֵן כָּל הַשּׁוֹמֵעַ אֶת דְּבָרַי אֵלֶּה וְעוֹשֶׂה אוֹתָם יִהְיֶה דּוֹמֶה לְאִישׁ נָבוֹן אֲשֶׁר בָּנָה אֶת בֵּיתוֹ עַל הַסֶּלַע. Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and does them will be like a wise man who built his house on the rock. נָבוֹןwise, witty, smart, navon sagacious, intelligent ; Mattityahu (Matthew) 7.24

19. הַגֶּשֶׁם יָרַד, בָּאוּ הַשִּׁטְפוֹנוֹת וְנָשְׁבוּ הָרוּחוֹת וְהָלְמוּ בַּבַּיִת הַהוּא, אַךְ הוּא לֹא נָפַל, כִּי יֻסַּד עַל הַסֶּלַע. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat against that house; and yet it did not fall, for its foundation had been built on the rock. Mattityahu (Matthew) 7.25

20. Matt 7.26-27 But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not act on them will be like a stupid man who built his house on sand. The rain fell, the rivers flooded, the wind blew and beat against that house, and it collapsed -- and its collapse was horrendous!"

21. Wadi Zin, Southern Israel

22. Flash flood in Wadi Zin

28. So how do we enter into the role of the navon נָבוֹן wise, witty, smart, sagacious, intelligent person; and so miss the horrendous calamity? Physical and spiritual meaning Build his house on the rock hears these words of Mine and does them

29. Do? Yeshua ישוע is concluding His keynote address, Midrash on the Mountain. Considered: Attitudes, Torah keeping, anger, sexuality, honesty, enemies, giving, prayer, fasting, worry, judging, and more!

30. Mtt 8.13 Yeshua said to the officer, "Go; let it be for you as you have trusted." And his orderly was healed at that very moment.

31. Mtt 8.24-26 Then, without warning, a furious storm arose on the lake, so that waves were sweeping over the boat. But Yeshua was sleeping. So they came and roused him, saying, "Sir! Help! We're about to die!" He said to them, "Why are you afraid? So little trust you have!" Then he got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and there was a dead calm.

32. Matt 9.19-22 A woman who had had a hemorrhage for twelve years approached him from behind and touched the tzitzit on his robe. For she said to herself, "If I can only touch his robe, I will be healed." Yeshua turned, saw her and said, "Courage, daughter! Your trust has healed you." And she was instantly healed.

33. Yokhanan 6.28-29 So they said to him, "What should we do in order to perform the works of God?" Yeshua answered, "Here's what the work of God is: to trust in the one he sent!"

34. Acts 11.14 He will speak words to you by which you will be saved—you and all your household.'

35. Acts 10.39-44 We are witnesses to all He did, both in the Judean countryside and in Jerusalem. They put Him to death by hanging Him on a tree, but God raised Him up on the third day and caused Him to be visible—not to all the people, but to us, witnesses who were chosen beforehand by God. We ate and drank with Him after He rose from the dead.

36. Acts 10.39-44 And He commanded us to proclaim to the people and to testify that He is the One ordained by God as Judge of the living and the dead. All the prophets testify about Him—that everyone who puts his trust in Him receives forgiveness of sins through His name." While Peter was still speaking these words, the Ruakh ha-Kodesh fell on all those hearing the message

37. Ro 4.1-3 What then shall we say that Abraham, our forefather according to the flesh, has found? For if Abraham was set right by works, he has something to boast about—but not before God. For what does the Scripture say? "Abraham believed God, and it was credited to him as righteousness

38. Beresheet 15.6 He believed in ADONI, and he credited it to him as righteousness. Gal 5.6 For in Messiah Yeshua, neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any meaning—but only trust and faithfulness expressing itself through love.

39. Sameh Metry leads a lively 100-strong Arabic congregation in West London

40. On 23 February pro-Russian demonstrations were held in the Crimean city of Sevastopol. On 27 February masked Russian troops without insignias‪ took over the Supreme Council of Crimea,‪‬ and captured strategic sites across Crimea, which led to the installation of the pro-Russian Aksyonov government in Crimea, the declaration of Crimea's independence and the holding of a disputed, unconstitutional referendum

41. CongregationHava Nagila – Chernomorsk/ Crimea Rabbi Viktor Yurievich Vilenskiy

42. Ukraine Russia Crimea

43. This past week, I was driving in the car with my family. As we were driving, my daughter started to fear that we would run out of gas and panicked a little. I asked her if she knew where the gas gauge is on the control panel, and she replied, “No.” I then asked if she could see the control panel from the back seat, which she could partially see, but she didn’t know which gauge was for what.

44. . It was at that point that I asked a question, “Do you think you can trust your Ema (mom) and Abba (dad) to know what we are doing?” It was at that moment that I heard the Holy Spirit asking me, “Can you trust that your God knows what He is doing? ”This week we all woke up to a new reality regarding Iran. It’s a reality that the Israeli Prime Minister described as, “The World Today is a much more dangerous place than it was yesterday”, in response to the recent nuclear agreement with Iran, which will give Iran the capability to build a nuclear bomb. There is no doubt that this is a foolish agreement, and that this will only strengthen global terror not only in the Middle East (as some may think),

45. but throughout the Western World as well. I even foresee a future reality through which this agreement will blow up in the face of the very nations that bowed down to this foolishness when Iran will use it against them. However, my brothers and sisters, this should not be a surprise from a worldly point of view; Iran’s President, Hassan Rouhani, is very different than the one who came before him, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The major difference is that Ahmadinejad actually said what he was thinking and publicly supported terror, versus Rouhani whom I describe as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. He has the same agenda as Ahmadinejad who preceded him, but appears more “reasonable” to the Western world since he wears a diplomatic suit.Let me remind my readers that from a Biblical point of view, there are events that must take place on God’s timeline!

46. While I stand against them, I also understand that as I read the word of God, these events foretold by the biblical prophets are unfolding before our eyes. It should not be a surprise that the world will make decisions that will risk Israel’s existence, such as the most recent deal. The world will allow things to happen against Israel, and when Israel will try to protect itself, the world will turn against her even more. But my brothers and sisters, those of the same faith in Messiah, let me remind us of the same question that the Holy Spirit asked me: “Can you trust that your God knows what He is doing?” The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, the Creator of the universe was, is, and will always be in control over everything that is happening. He will allow certain things to happen in order for His Word and unchanged plan to come true.Just like my daughter who could only see part of the control panel, and could not understand what it meant, we too cannot fully comprehend God’s plan! Let us not panic, but instead put our trust in the only One who can give and take life and who is in control over all the events happening in the world.In closing, dear reader, I write this with a humbled and very concerned heart: make sure that you are taking the correct side – God’s side. The world may gather against Jerusalem, the world may be able to bring some fear into Jerusalem, but it will all be in order for the inhabitants of Jerusalem to turn to God, to seek God and to repent before God. He will be Israel’s only Defender; He alone will fight against and judge the world, and when this happens, it will be scarier than anything anyone has ever seen!“Then the LORD will go forth and fight against those nations, as when He fights on a day of battle. ” Zechariah 14:3

47. לָכֵן כָּל הַשּׁוֹמֵעַ אֶת דְּבָרַי אֵלֶּה וְעוֹשֶׂה אוֹתָם יִהְיֶה דּוֹמֶה לְאִישׁ נָבוֹן אֲשֶׁר בָּנָה אֶת בֵּיתוֹ עַל הַסֶּלַע. Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and does them will be like a wise man who built his house on the rock. נָבוֹןwise, witty, smart, navon sagacious, intelligent ; Mattityahu (Matthew) 7.24

48. הַגֶּשֶׁם יָרַד, בָּאוּ הַשִּׁטְפוֹנוֹת וְנָשְׁבוּ הָרוּחוֹת וְהָלְמוּ בַּבַּיִת הַהוּא, אַךְ הוּא לֹא נָפַל, כִּי יֻסַּד עַל הַסֶּלַע. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat against that house; and yet it did not fall, for its foundation had been built on the rock. Mattityahu (Matthew) 7.25

49. Matt 7.26-27 But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not act on them will be like a stupid man who built his house on sand. The rain fell, the rivers flooded, the wind blew and beat against that house, and it collapsed -- and its collapse was horrendous!"