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Seven Steps to Ruining Your Powerpoint

Seven Steps to Ruining Your Powerpoint. Step 1: ILLEGIBILITY IS KEY!. It doesn’t matter what you write here Because anything you type would be illegible! The bright green background combined with neon font colors is essential!. Step 2: Find the Most Annoying Animations Possible!.

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Seven Steps to Ruining Your Powerpoint

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  1. SevenSteps to Ruining Your Powerpoint

  2. Step 1: ILLEGIBILITY IS KEY! • It doesn’t matter what you write here • Because anything you type would be illegible! • The bright green background combined with neon font colors is essential!

  3. Step 2: Find the Most Annoying Animations Possible! • You can have all of your words come in individually like this…. • Or they can spin around and around and around making everyone SICK

  4. Step 3: To Misspell SpelsSucces! • Often timezpoepleseam to phorget the spill chek. • Thes is vary distrakting! Perfekt four yoraudiense!

  5. Step 4: Choose Your Word Format! • You actually have two options for this step! The first choice is to put as much information as possible in a gigantic paragraph all on one slide. This can be achieved by typing as many run on sentences as possible. These sentences can go on and on without any real purpose or intention. This makes it so your audience completely loses focus before they even finish this sentence. Which of course, makes them a lot easier to manage, not to mention much quieter….

  6. Step 4: Choose Your Word Format Cont. • The • Next • Option • Is • To • Put • Every • Word • In • Individual • Bullet • Points • So • That • The • Audience • Gets • Swamped • With • Pointless • Information

  7. Step 5: Pick the Coolest Font You Can Find! • First, there’s always the calligraphy fonts • If you’re going for casual, you could use Jokerman…. • Matt Peak’s favorite, Wingdings (Matt Peak’s favorite, Wingdings)

  8. Step 6: Cram as Much Info on a Chart/Graph!

  9. Step 7: Make Sure You Have No Clue What You’re Saying • You should make sure that the first time you ever see your completed slide show is the moment you present it! • That way, you will be completely and utterly unprepared!

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