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Do You Have a Virus?

Do You Have a Virus? . Politically Correct Virus. Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." . Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus. Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. . Texas Virus. Makes sure it's bigger than any other file. .

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Do You Have a Virus?

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  1. Do You Have a Virus?

  2. Politically Correct Virus • Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus • Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

  4. Texas Virus • Makes sure it's bigger than any other file.

  5. Adam and Eve virus • Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

  6. Airline virus • You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

  7. Gallup Virus • 60% of the PCs infected will lose 38% of their data 14% of the time (plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error.)

  8. PBS virus • Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.

  9. Elvis virus • Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.

  10. Congressional Virus • The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

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