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Dear Lord

Dear Lord. Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, w h o’ s not a creep,. One who ’ s handsome, smart and strong, One who's willie's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

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Dear Lord

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  1. Dear Lord

  2. Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,

  3. One who’s handsome, smart and strong,One who's willie's thick and long.

  4. One who thinks before he speaks,When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

  5. Pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

  6. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,Massages my back and begs to do more.

  7. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"

  8. One who'll make love until my body's a twitchin', In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

  9. And never attempt to shag my best friend. I pray that this man will love me no end,

  10. And as I kneel and pray by my bed I look at the man you sent me instead.

  11. Amen.

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