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Who Built The Humans?: Eleven darkly comedic Sci-Fi adventures
Who Built The Humans?: Eleven darkly comedic Sci-Fi adventures Sinopsis : The Cosmonaut Who Died Twice When Galina Agafonov vanishes behind Saturn in pursuit of a mysterious extrasolar visitor, the human race assumes she is lost forever. Weeks pass, then months, then years. No rescue mission is sent for her, no messages are received. Eons pass, and after countless years Galina's petrified body washes up on the radar screen of a frog-like alien trader called Duran, who intends to sell this human fossil for a huge profit in the cosmic black market. Unfortunately, a planet-sized museum already has its eyes on Galina's charred corpse, and they have plans to resurrect her. The Intergalactic Comedy Collection As delirious as its title, this collection of seven stories, from seven authors, marks the beginning of a weird new venture in sci-fi comedy from Phillip Carter and his friends. Years in the making simply because funny nerds are hard to lure out of their bedrooms, this book is a celebration of all things funny in Science Fiction. If you liked Who Built The Humans? you'll love this. Who Built The Humans? - A zany sci-fi comedy Featured at ComicCon and not featured in overly sensitive bookstores, Who Built The Humans? is a delirious journey through dark satire and weird science fiction. Robot crabs that eat time, alien squid that keep human souls as pets, and vast AI gods who delete planets during a bad mood are just some of the characters you'll meet in the first 40 pages of this 324 page epic. Compared frequently to the greats in Sci-Fi comedy, but we can't name them here because of reasons. Just read the reviews. The Professor And The Tardigrade In the near future, scientists finally manage to prop open a timehole. The only issue is that
it is too small for any human or machine to crawl through. Luckily, they had a sex-starved tardigrade hanging around in the lab. Thus begins Clementine's manic journey into the past, where he attempts to interfere with Stephen Hawking's party for time travellers, before being distracted by the hot single tardigrades of eons long passed. Beyond time. Beyond space. Beyond satire. Who Built The Humans? is a zany Sci-Fi comedy reminiscent of the greats. Phillip Carter, a perfect hybrid of comedian and author, knows how to tickle your book- loving brain in all the right places. So what’s his debut book about? Half crab, half interdimensional treasure hunter, Lax Morales didn’t plan to stay on Earth for long because sentient beings with only two legs freak him out. But with his stolen time-ship nowhere to be found, he simply had no choice but to morph into human form, put on a nice suit, and start his own cult one which promises eternal life to anyone who can prove we live in a simulation. He also killed several aliens. I mean, come on, we’ve all been there, right? Just me? Meanwhile, in some weird parallel reality, an evil crystal called Susan is trying to take over the galaxy. Luckily, crystals can’t move very fast. Unluckily, he has commandeered an old lady, also called Susan. It’s a love-hate relationship that might just end reality. Now, searching the planet in plain sight of the alien hunters who shot his time-ship down, his mind travels through the parallel worlds he visited before crashing here. Half memory, half hallucination, the rest of Who Built The Humans? is a deranged adventure in Science Fiction and satire, the chapters of which can be probed in any order, from any angle, just like your love life. Read front-to-back, this manic multiverse unfolds into a delirious self-parodying comedy novel. Read universe- by-universe, it does a good job of pretending it’s a nice normal sci-fi anthology so you can take it home to your family without them giving you ‘the look’. You know the one. Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams and Frankie Boyle, Who Built The Humans
is an adventure into quick-witted and acerbic Sci-Fi silliness that is cleverer on the inside. If you like your Sci-Fi with an existential edge, or your comedy with a dark twist, this is the book for you.
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Who Built The Humans?: Eleven darkly comedic Sci-Fi adventures copy link in description The Cosmonaut Who Died Twice When Galina Agafonov vanishes behind Saturn in pursuit of a mysterious extrasolar visitor, the human race assumes she is lost forever. Weeks pass, then months, then years. No rescue mission is sent for her, no messages are received. Eons pass, and after countless years Galina's petrified body washes up on the radar screen of a frog-like alien trader called Duran, who intends to sell this human fossil for a huge profit in the cosmic black market. Unfortunately, a planet-sized museum already has its eyes on Galina's charred corpse, and they have plans to resurrect her. The Intergalactic Comedy Collection As delirious as its title, this collection of seven stories, from seven authors,
marks the beginning of a weird new venture in sci-fi comedy from Phillip Carter and his friends. Years in the making simply because funny nerds are hard to lure out of their bedrooms, this book is a celebration of all things funny in Science Fiction. If you liked Who Built The Humans? you'll love this. Who Built The Humans? - A zany sci-fi comedy Featured at ComicCon and not featured in overly sensitive bookstores, Who Built The Humans? is a delirious journey through dark satire and weird science fiction. Robot crabs that eat time, alien squid that keep human souls as pets, and vast AI gods who delete planets during a bad mood are just some of the characters you'll meet in the first 40 pages of this 324 page epic. Compared frequently to the greats in Sci-Fi comedy, but we can't name them here because of reasons. Just read the reviews. The Professor And The Tardigrade In the near future, scientists finally manage to prop open a timehole. The only issue is that it is too small for any human or machine to crawl through. Luckily, they had a sex-starved tardigrade hanging around in the lab. Thus begins Clementine's manic journey into the past, where he attempts to interfere with Stephen Hawking's party for time travellers, before being distracted by the hot single tardigrades of eons long passed. Beyond time. Beyond space. Beyond satire. Who Built The Humans? is a zany Sci-Fi comedy reminiscent of the greats. Phillip Carter, a perfect hybrid of comedian and author, knows how to tickle your book- loving brain in all the right places. So what’s his debut book about? Half crab, half interdimensional treasure hunter, Lax Morales didn’t plan to stay on Earth for long because sentient beings with only two legs freak him out. But with his stolen time-ship nowhere to be found, he simply had no choice but to morph into human form, put on a nice suit, and start his own cult one which promises eternal life to anyone who can prove we live in a simulation. He also killed several aliens. I mean, come on, we’ve all been there, right? Just me? Meanwhile, in
some weird parallel reality, an evil crystal called Susan is trying to take over the galaxy. Luckily, crystals can’t move very fast. Unluckily, he has commandeered an old lady, also called Susan. It’s a love-hate relationship that might just end reality. Now, searching the planet in plain sight of the alien hunters who shot his time-ship down, his mind travels through the parallel worlds he visited before crashing here. Half memory, half hallucination, the rest of Who Built The Humans? is a deranged adventure in Science Fiction and satire, the chapters of which can be probed in any order, from any angle, just like your love life. Read front-to-back, this manic multiverse unfolds into a delirious self-parodying comedy novel. Read universe- by-universe, it does a good job of pretending it’s a nice normal sci-fi anthology so you can take it home to your family without them giving you ‘the look’. You know the one. Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams and Frankie Boyle, Who Built The Humans is an adventure into quick-witted and acerbic Sci-Fi silliness that is cleverer on the inside. If you like your Sci-Fi with an existential edge, or your comedy with a dark twist, this is the book for you.