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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?.
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" onmoney they already know you don't have?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you knowthe battery is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed tobe twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say thatthe universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started drivingbackward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when theyare in charge of everything outdoors?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hearhis Walkman?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, thenwhat are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whaleslook the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture ofa running child?
Why do we sing Take me out to the ball game, when we arealready there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rushhour?