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Issue #22, October Edition By: Marie Sirenko

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Issue #22, October Edition By: Marie Sirenko

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  1. Issue #22, October Edition By: Marie Sirenko

  2. Month Info Page This month is October. October's birthstone is opal. If you were born in October, you are blessed with the powers of sight. You can cure blindness, disguise things as something else, and even make people see things that aren't there. Opals tend to like Saphires who naturally, are sound mages, and they just fit hand in hand. Opals also like Rubies, Aquamarines, Diamonds, Pearls, and Turqoiuses, because these are some of the easiest surfaces, and things to bend and the easiest to use sight magic on. ~Catherine L. October Flower Calendula

  3. SUPER AWESOMELEY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO ARE AWESOMELEY AWESOME ENOUGH TO SUBMIT SOMETHING AWESOME TO THE AWESOME FUNNY MAGAZINE Catherine L. Maggie B. Griffin T. Kelly M. Paxton B. Since only five people submitted, I’m completely spoiling them with candy. You should see how much they’re getting! PLEASE READ!!!!!!! Guys, I really need you all to submit! Last year I got at least fifteen replies every month, but now I’m only getting three to five replies. Some of my most frequent repliers (Emily A, Meghan, and John) have stopped replying! PLEASE reply guys. If you don’t want TFM to stop, reply. Thank you! I’m counting on you guys! ~Marie

  4. (WHAAAAT??? My little pony rocks!)

  5. Crazy Marie Halloween Quiz! What are you going to be for Halloween? Are you going Trick-or-Treating this year? What kinds of candy do you want? Um, just something I got from the Halloween store. Nothing unusual. I’m a MR. UGLY! I’m a UNICORN!!! Yeah, DUH! Only at Mr. Ugly’s dump. PFFFFT, no. I’m to busy taking care of my unicorn! Um, the regular kind? TRASH Unicorn candy! :D

  6. Dear Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, Ugh, why can't you just surrender your ugly domain or trash to me so I don't have to put up with you?  From, Lady Clean* Dear Lady Clean, No, I shall not, you horrible clean person! >:( Stay away from my dump! From Mr. Ugly. Dear Mr. Ugly, I was wondering. If your mother is dead, and your father tried to sell you on the slave market, and you find out that you have time-traveling powers and you meet a mermaid princess and a crazy party person with shape shifting powers who become your friends, what should you do? From, Ophella Riddle* Dear Ophella, …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I think you need to see a psychologist. From Mr. Ugly. *Catherine as Lady Clean and Ophella Riddle

  7. Dear Mr. Ugly, Do you play any trash games or sports? If so, which ones? From, Maggie B. Dear Maggie, Well, I play trash-ball (volley ball) and Trashopoly. (Monopoly) From Mr. Ugly. Dear Mr. Ugly, Do you like oysters or lobsters more? From, Paxton B. Dear Paxton, I’ve never tried either, but uh… trash is good? From Mr. Ugly. Dear Mr. Ugly, What would you do if your dump was destroyed? From, Griffin T. Dear Griffin, *gasp* How could you even SPEAK of such a thing?  From Mr. Ugly.

  8. Sandie’s Blog Hey everyone!  Happy Halloween! It’s Sandie with yet another problem. This month, my owners have been trying to put a costume on me. But I am NOT one of those pretty little dogs who like to get all dressed up. I HATE costumes! They’re itchy and gross and they’re really hot. And my owners have the most ridiculous costume ideas. They dressed me up as a CAT! Look: Do you see why I’m angry? Can You help me out Here? Like seriously. HEEEELLLLP! OH NOES THE PICTURE WON’T SHOW UP!!! Posted by SandieRocks on October 27, 2013 at 12:00 PM

  9. Replies from the neighborhood… Zuni123 said:Seriously Sandie, it’s not that bad. I get dressed up and I don’t care. I think it actually looks good. SandieRocks Replied:Well, at least your owners dress you up as a piece of bacon, not a CAT >:[ PeeweeChihuahua said:I like my costume. My owners are currently thinking of which costume I should wear: a burrito, a taco, or a UNICORN!!! SandieRocks Replied:I can understand that you want to be a unicorn, but a burrito or taco? You want to be eaten for Halloween???

  10. Replies from last month’s issue… Psychopath* said: Beat them up! Destroy their tiny minds with your superior tricks. Show them that no one stands in Fattie Sandie’s way! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SandieRocks replied:Uhh… I’m going to pretend I didn’t just read that. KellyMcGuigan said: You should… uh… you should… um… uh… Never mind, I’m clueless. SandieRocks replied:Aww  So am I! TheMrWaffle* said: Sandie, sorry for last time’s comment, I was having a bad day… Also, I agree! You’re FLUFFY, NOT FAT!!! SandieRocks replied:It’s ok. At least you’re not a cat. If you were a cat I would be like SUPER angry! But anyways, yes, I am SO not fat! (Note from Marie: Sandie you’re like as fat as a barrel…) Idon’tlikegrowndogs* said: Sandie, CALM DOWN! You’re as thin as the last stair on your staircase. SandieRocks replied:But the last stair is fat! BTW, to your username: *Idon’tlikegrowndogs=Maggie B.; TheMrWaffle=Griffin T.; Psychopath=Catherine L.

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  12. 1 2 votes 1 vote 3 5 3 votes 3 votes WINNER! 6 votes

  13. Other Page The Adventures of the Sleeping Marie and the Snoring Sandie Once upon a time, Marie was sleeping peacefully and Sandie came to sleep in her room in the middle of the night. Marie didn’t notice her until she started snoring like an enraged hippo. (She snores really loudly!) This woke Marie up, so she went over to Sandie and gently shook her so that she would wake up and stop snoring. This usually works, so Marie went back to bed. About one minute later, Sandie started snoring yet again. This time, Marie tapped her with her foot until she stopped. This process went on for about twenty minutes, and Marie really wanted to sleep. So she got out of her bed and dragged Sandie out of her room by her collar. Then, she tried to fall asleep. But in about ten minutes, Sandie came back inside! Marie dragged her out again and half-closed the door. Then, Sandie opened the door and came right back. By now, Marie was REALLY tired so she shoved Sandie out and peacefully fell asleep. THE END

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  15. Submitted Page Name:________Title:________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The Journal of Ms. Cheat Catherine L. Before you say anything, I just want to say that I am Ms. Cheat, and I am the daughter of Lady Clean. I always wanted to take on my mother's trash-cleanup business, but my younger sister Squeaky took the job. Squeaky Clean that is. Instead, I was forced behind the lines in order to spy and clean up Mr. Ugly. Now, I am living as Cheat Revolta. My real name is Cheat Clean. I mean seriously, Cheat Revolta is a really terrible name. Anyways, I am keeping a journal of events in case these are my last days. Griffin T. What to write? I really like The Funny Magazine, but I have writer’s block >:( Maybe just feature this instead? Name:__________Title:_____________ _____________________________________________________________________________________________

  16. Catherine L. The Mr. Ugly Chronicles Name:____________Title:________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ One day, our hero Ugly was sitting down to bed in his vintage dead-battery made pants, and his rancid slippers, his senses alerted him. It was the smell of Lady Clean’s new perfume, UglyBad. Dar hero thought it was insulting, that she named such a horrible stench after him. His scribe, Ms, Happy had recorded his thoughts earlier that day. Mr. Ugly stopped, and sneakily snuckarownd the corneras his new scribe furiously wrote. Out of the darkness, a goat brayed. Mr. Ugly grabbed it. “Aww…” he thought. “It was only a kid” Mr. Ugly turedit back into his “palace”. Next time, I will be successful. I will clean up Mr. Ugly’s act. Muahahahahahaha! Name:____________Title:________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kelly M. Mr. Ugly’s Pet One day Mr. Ugly was playing in his trash yard. When suddenly he found something ruffing in the garbage. It was a puppy. Mr. Ugly was so surprised. The puppy ran up to Mr. Ugly and cuddled with him. Then 5 seconds later he walked away like nothing ever happened. Next Mr. Ugly yelled at the puppy to come back, and it did. They lived happily ever after!

  17. Ditzy’s Editorial Like seriously, WHEN is TFM’s website going to be up? You guys are SO LAZY!!! ~Annoying Meanie Well, Annoying Meanie, the website is in fact already up! This is the link: http://thefunnymagazine.weebly.com/ I hope everyone can check it out! It’s not that hard to remember. We’re going to change it to thefunnymagazine.com soon, but right now it is http://thefunnymagazine.weebly.com/. Check it out! You should have a Marie Likes Purple Page ~Maggie B. How about a Marie Likes PINK page? :D Could you put contests on the website instead of the magazine? ~Catherine L. We could put it on both!  I LOVE THE WEBSITE YOU MADE!!!!!!!!!!! ~Catherine L. Awww, thanks! <3 I hope everyone else likes it too! Keep The Funny Magazine just the way it is! It’s PERFECT! ~Griffin T. Thanks so much!  At least some people appreciate TFM…

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  19. Do you have replies to anything? Write it over here! Name:______________ Nowrip it out and give it to Marie! Suggestion for Sandie: ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________From: Dear Mr. Ugly, From: Fav. Picture: # Story (Aww, please? I really need some!) : ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I COMAND YOU TO LOOK ON THE BACK NOW…

  20. CONTINUE STORY… __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Suggestions & Ideas for Ditzy’s Editorial… ____________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________________Thank you! These really help  ~Marie PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH FOR ALMOST EVERYONE, JUST ASK ME FOR AN EXTRA!!! (Unless I don’t have any extras. THEN you can share.) REMEMBER: http://thefunnymagazine.weebly.com/

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