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General Comfort - Retail Relief

The idea of walking into a store at random, nonchalantly selecting and purchasing an article of clothing simply because one likes the way it looks aesthetically, falls totally outside my scope of understanding. As someone who looks like a pornstar in a T-shirt and a linebacker in a business suit, clothes shopping has never really been an enjoyable experience or soothing past time for me. The stars really must align perfectly for the fabric, the cut, and the lining of any article of clothing, in order for me to successfully and confidently drape it over my voluptuous body. It’s a rarity but If I find a shirt I like that meets all of my requirements, I usually hunt down its cousins in other colors and even search the interwebs far and wide for previous years’ prints of the same design (new or used). G-cup friendly hand me downs are totally welcome in my house.

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General Comfort - Retail Relief

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  1. General Comfort - Retail Relief

  2. General Comfort - Retail Relief The idea of walking into a store at random, nonchalantly selecting and purchasing an article of clothing simply because one likes the way it looks aesthetically, falls totally outside my scope of understanding. As someone who looks like a pornstar in a T- shirt and a linebacker in a business suit, clothes shopping has never really been an enjoyable experience or soothing past time for me. The stars really must align perfectly for the fabric, the cut, and the lining of any article of clothing, in order for me to successfully and confidently drape it over my voluptuous body. It’s a rarity but If I find a shirt I like that meets all of my requirements, I usually hunt down its cousins in other colors and even search the interwebs far and wide for previous years’ prints of the same design (new or used). G-cup friendly hand me downs are totally welcome in my house. WWW.BLACKWHITEREADALLOVER.NET

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