By Kade leather head

1. By Kade leather head Once upon a time somebody named leather head was not fat. Until he ate tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of food and got fat and fat and fat and fell to the ground on his couch. And he said ahhhhhh! I am fat really fat! And he ran around and said mommy! And Dr. fairenhight fixed him with cancer so he did not die and survived an was not fat he was perfect. The end

2. By Kade leather head Once there was a fellow named leather head once leather head went of in the west and then was a folk to all the animals in the west! He was the very politest in the west And then then through his hat on his head And danced with the folks all day.