Download
1 / 10
100 likes | 337 Views
Molar Money Banking . By: Nathan Arey , Jacob Smith, James Hansen, and Collin Deathrige. Mission Statement . “We put our money where our mouth is, and so should you!” Main Goals and Objectives: To protect our customers money. To provide a new, high tech biometric banking.
E N D
Molar Money Banking By: Nathan Arey, Jacob Smith, James Hansen, and Collin Deathrige
Mission Statement • “We put our money where our mouth is, and so should you!” • Main Goals and Objectives: • To protect our customers money. • To provide a new, high tech biometric banking. • To enable only our customers to access their money.
Security Plan • Our high tech banking is tailored toward the rich and famous. • We are located in Switzerland. • When a new customer signs up they undergo a safe and painless procedure that removes the third molar and stores its root pattern in Molar Money Banking’s protected data base. • The third molar is dipped in high quality magnetized nickel and then it is placed back in the customers gum. • The tooth is held by a magnet that is placed within the gum during the procedure. • This removable tooth is required to access the customers account, ATM, and to even enter our high security bank building. • There are new age scanner key holes that are located on all of our ATMs and bank buildings. The tooth Is scanned and the root pattern is found in our system and the customer gains access.
The Science • The way that customers gain access to their accounts is with their third molar root patters. • When a customer wants to gain access they simply remove the nickel coated tooth and place it within the scanner. • The scanner recognizes the distinct root patterns and allows the customer to access their accounts. • In today’s modern world we have added a phone accessory that is similar to the Square card scanner. This accessory plugs into the charging input and is a mobile scanner. • If a customer wishes to bank over the phone the customer simply has to put his or her tooth in the mobile scanner.
Pictures The Third Molar
Success Poem/Story (Zoom in to read) Andretti Capone was a lethal mobster. So, he had boat loads of cash. He was a monster, That killed people and put them in the trash. He stole their money, Which he thought was funny, Because he became rich like the play boy bunny. He needed a place for all his cash. He went to molar banking, And they helped him in a flash. They said, “Let’s see your tooth.” “Well make it a key.” “To access your bank account and all your money.” Now he could make transactions in secret And not worry about his money getting stolen He started to get so many stacks Not even Hefty could contain it. Andretti won the fight And kept all his money The other mobsters continued their fallout Like a nose that was runny.
Accuracy and Limitations • Accuracy • Our high tech scanners are 100% accurate when it comes to scanning molars. We have never had a reported issue when a customer was attempting to access his or her account. The surgical procedure that the customer has to undergoes has never had a reported failure and no pain is endured during the procedure.
Limitations or Cons to our system • The biggest con to our system is that once the third molar is removed and coated with nickel there is no way the nickel can be removed and the tooth can be salvaged. • Another large con to our system is that if the customer is captured or killed his or her tooth can be used against his or her will to access the customers account. • This can be prevented by setting up security questions that will be asked if the customers account is accessed at an odd time or location.
How to Beat Our System • As discussed earlier, the only way to “beat our system” is to capture or kill the customer and use his or her tooth against the customers will. • We have put up fail safe security questions to prevent this, but they can be overridden by hackers. • So overall it is fairly difficult to beat our system and there have been no reported cases of this travesty to this day.
Privacy Policy • We have a strict privacy policy at Molar Money Banking. No dental records are released to the public. • In addition we are located in Switzerland, meaning that our banking policies are extremely relaxed when compared to the United States. We do not disclose any information about our customers to agencies such as the FBI or CIA.
