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Presents:. In Association with:. “I’d rather go naked than wear clothes!”. A Very Important Message. Our New Campaign. As many of our members already know, PeTA is against the horrible practice of killing animals for food, clothing, or fun.

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  1. Presents: A division of News Corp

  2. In Association with: A division of News Corp

  3. “I’d rather go naked than wear clothes!” A division of News Corp

  4. A Very Important Message A division of News Corp

  5. Our New Campaign • As many of our members already know, PeTA is against the horrible practice of killing animals for food, clothing, or fun. • This is especially true if the critters in question are cute. Under the Cuteness Law of 1903, the cuter an animal, the more awesome, I mean awful, it is to kill it • It’s in the bible people! • Let’s see some examples: A division of News Corp

  6. BAD to kill! A division of News Corp

  7. BAD to kill! A division of News Corp

  8. EWWW GROSS! • kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it!! • seriously, WTF?! A division of News Corp

  9. whoops, wrong slide! A division of News Corp

  10. Anyways... • So I think we can all agree that as enlightened Womyn it is our job to point out how stupid and backwards everybody else is • therefore it is our job to tell everybody what to do! • So in keeping with our tradition of helping people, let me introduce our latest campaign: A division of News Corp

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  12. What’s it all about? • it has come to our attention that all around the world people are eating fish! • that’s right, all those cute widdle fishie-wishies are getting snapped up and chowed down by unfeeling brutes instead of being loved and caressed, nurtured and suckled • clearly, it is up to us to change this • I mean, we didn’t NOT shave our legs/armpits/crotchal area for nothing did we? A division of News Corp

  13. A Name Change • the way we figure it, people are eating fish because they aren’t considered cute enough • what? fish aren’t cute? • Shut up! • anyways, we are trying to get the name “Fish” changed to “Sea Kittens”, because who would want to eat a Sea Kitten? • What’s that? • The Chinese? • Yeah, well those little fuckers will eat anything. PeTA has steered clear of that sinking ship completely. • As we always do with our brilliant ideas, we asked God to help out • As ALWAYS we just got the usual form letter auto-reply: A division of News Corp

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  15. Damn. • So, once again, God is no help. What a surprise! • It is up to us to make this work, folks! • Be sure to encourage people to use the correct terminology (Sea Kittens), preferably in your most shrill, screeching voice • It is also acceptable to slap a person who dares eat a Sea Kitten A division of News Corp

  16. Why Stop there? “Human Beings” kill and eat all kinds of animals, so we need to save every cuddly little creature! A division of News Corp

  17. Pig Cow Hog Chicken Duck Bacon German Shepard Horse Pork Buffalo Ham Unicorn And many other delicious creatures! People Eat: A division of News Corp

  18. Wait a minute!!!??? • Did we say delicious? • We did? • No we didn’t • Shut up! A division of News Corp

  19. Cow • People eat “beef” due to it’s deliciousness. What if we rallied to have it renamed to something that doesn’t sound so inviting. • Like Fart Flesh or Poo-Penis. How about Poonis? Who’d wanna eat that? • What’s that? • Sulli would! • Okay besides him? • Exactly • Or we can go the same way as Sea Kittens • How ‘bout, Grazer Puppies or Field Fuzzies • Grazer Puppies? I hardly even know her! Hehehehe • sorry. A division of News Corp

  20. Pigs • These lovable and delicious little bastards are adorable and very smart! Do you know that they are the only animal that can anticipate pain? I’m sure it’s never as bad as they’re expecting, nevertheless we have to rename them also. This is tough; in 1972 we lobbied to have “Punany” changed to “Pork”, and we were successful. I mean, who’d wanna eat something that’s named after two people ramming their junk into one another…as it turns out, everyone. • How ‘bout: Piggely Wiggely, Poop Puppie, Koala Oinker, or Pink Pussy? • I agree, Pink Pussy it is! Nobody would want to eat that? • What? • Shut up! • Yeah, well Sulli wouldn’t! • Checkmate! A division of News Corp

  21. Ah fuck it, I’m bored of this, you get the idea Chickens A division of News Corp

  22. One more thing: • As a result of last year’s unfortunate feces flinging incident at the San Diego Zoo, Monkeys are being demoted from Animal status to Insect status • That’s right Monkeys, you had your chance and you blew it! • That’ll teach them to fuck with PeTA! • So start eating monkeys people, it’s okay now • In fact, we should probably try to make everyone eat monkeys A division of News Corp

  23. We’ll rename them “Butt Nuggets” That’ll teach the little fuckers. A division of News Corp

  24. THANK YOU FOR YOUR OBEDIENCE. A division of News Corp

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