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SHORT STORY. Mention a dog. • When I was 5, I had a babysitter named Tammy. There were other babysitters too—but Tammy was my favorite. She’d do my hair, play games with me and my little brother, Jordan, and even make us macaroni and cheese. And let me tell you, hers was awesome and cheesy and buttery and scrumptious. • When summer came around, Tammy decided to take a walk with Jordan and me around the neighborhood. I was thrilled. I got to hang out with a big kid and show her off to all my neighbor friends. We passed a house or two, and were almost to my best friend’s house. We were so close. Just a few yards away. • I never made it. • BOOM. My little body collapsed to the ground as if I got hit by a car. And then, as I came back to reality, I realized it was not a car at all. A giant, slobbering, fang-toothed dog was on top of me barking his snout off. And there was poor little me, an innocent and blonde 5-year-old, crying and crying and crying. • When the dog owner finally got a hold of his mutt (I actually love dogs anyways, I have a little nug called Cooper), my babysitter picked me up and brushed me off. Her face was white and her eyes were petrified. • When we got home, she made up what happened with the dog incident by making me her special mac n’ cheese. I had one bowl, she had one. Then she had two. Then three, and four. Ten minutes later, she was puking her brains out in the toilet. • That was the last day Tammy babysat me.
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Take a walk outSIDE and write about something you see…. THE STOOP • Take a look at that stoop. What a funny word. Did you know that “Stoop Kid” has only left his stoop once? I don’t blame him for staying so long. Stoops are simple yet powerful.Youare like a king on your stoop, elevated above all the passersby. While they walk on the commoners’ sidewalk, you stand proudly, overlooking the public and keeping it in order. • You can decorate your stoop, perhaps give it a fancy welcome mat. Or you can go cowboy style---keepin’ it plain yet rugged while leaning back in your rusty lawn chair, eye-twitching with intensity as your death stare induces fear in your neighbors. No one steps foot on your stoop. That is, except for the mailman and those lucky enough to receive an invite. • The stoop is almighty. You are almighty on top of your stoop. That is your stoop. Take it. Own it. Be it. No one else can.
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AN ADVERTISING RE-DO MY AD I redesigned the Three Olives Dude ad because I never knew how cheap Three Olives’ ads looked before. As a bartender, this is a product I sell. However, even without being a bartender, it’s not hard to know that Dude is not a product men particularly would love. It’s vodka, and flavored at that. Which is what college-aged females love. Add a little spring break in the mix, and you’ve got yourself an ad.
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