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The Night Before Christmas – Physics Style. Warren Puckett CHHS Physics. Twas ……. Twas the night before the Physics Christmas, When all through the lab Not a electron was stirring, Not even a Had – (dron) The plasma tubes were placed by the generator with care
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The Night Before Christmas –Physics Style Warren Puckett CHHS Physics
Twas……. • Twas the night before the Physics Christmas, When all through the lab • Not a electron was stirring, Not even a Had –(dron) • The plasma tubes were placed by the generator with care • In hopes that the Stephen Hawkings soon would be there.
The lab coats were hung by the fume hood, just in case • The thermodynamics lab blew up in your face. • Circuits and motherboards with many an amp • Gave shocking awareness that you could be A’- zapped.
The crash carts were nestled all sung in their drawers • While visions of collisions danced round on the board. • And my server and I, in my old Navy hat • Had just settled in for some restful REM naps.
When out by the rocket launcher there arose such a clatter • I sprang from my nail bed to see what’s –a --New Matter • Away to the spectrometer I flew like a bat • With aerodynamics controlling what I aim at.
The bright moon in its orbit made everything clear • That a funny ole nerd was soon coming here. • More rapid than sun spots, his brightness appeared • More watts than a light bulb, I had a welder’s hat near.
Now Calcium, now Einsteinium, now Cobalt and Iron • On Chlorine, On Neon, On Krypton and Gold • To the top of the spectrum, to the top of the flame • Now Quantum Leap, Quantum Leap, Quantum Leap All !
He stretched so thin to come down the chimney, • I knew in a minute he controlled relativity. • The presents he left produced great conversations, • Just as surely as the laws of matter conservation.
His eyes were so tiny behind the big ole thick lenses • And his cheeks were so rosy with thermodynamics • He danced with a jig and a happy little whistle • As he planted the presents among the cold winter thistle.
Then his job all completed, and his clothes looking needy He sprang up the chimney with a hot martini, And in a twinkling of a decibel, with the sound of harmonics The atoms all started to sing, Merry Physics Christmas to all and to all a good night.