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The boring, boring life of Andrew Benson III, in PowerPoint form. By: Andrew Benson III (obviously). Andrew Benson III, as a CHILD. Born at: Camden-Clark Memorial Hospital Birth Date: June 9 th , 1995 Birth Weight: 9 pounds, 7 ounces
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The boring, boring life of Andrew Benson III, in PowerPoint form By: Andrew Benson III (obviously)
Andrew Benson III, as a CHILD • Born at: Camden-Clark Memorial Hospital • Birth Date: June 9th, 1995 • Birth Weight: 9 pounds, 7 ounces I was a good child besides the first year. Apparently, I cried for the entire 1st year of my life and made Las Vegas not very enjoyable for my parents.
My Family • My dad, whose name is the same as mine. • My mom, whose name is Celeste (really). • My brother, Mitchell (He’s a little 7th grader). I like my family. They = studs.
What I do when I’m not in school So basically, I play video games and eat Cheez-its while doing so. If you don’t know what Ace Attorney is, just ask Alec.
Pastafarianism Pastafarianism is a religious belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. In some circles, also known as His Noodliness.
My favorite movies • The Goonies • Princess Mononoke • The Red Balloon • Spirited Away • Schindler’s List • The Sound of Music • Citizen Kane • The Grinch
Things that make me laugh I laugh at moving pictures and platypi.
Sports Cross Country Track • Is actually fun • Almost last every race • Run through scenery • Not fun in any way. • Dead last. Every race. • Run on a boring track.
Things I don’t like • Automatic shotguns • Videos in Spanish class • Mayonnaise • Geometry class • Emo kids • Basketball • Vegetarians • People named Philip