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Parking Violation. Parking Violation. _____________ ______________ Province or State Vehicle License # ___________ ___________ Time Make of Vehicle
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Parking Violation Parking Violation _____________ ______________ Province or State Vehicle License # ___________ ___________ Time Make of Vehicle This is not a ticket. However, if it were within my power you would receive two. Because of your cantankerous, inconsiderate and feeble attempt at parking you have taken enough room for a rock band party bus, 2 elephants, 1 gulf stream jet and a mother’s day out group of 15. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Also, I don’t like arrogant, narcissistic or simple-minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure. Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. _____________ ______________ Province or State Vehicle License # ___________ ___________ Time Make of Vehicle This is not a ticket. However, if it were within my power you would receive two. Because of your cantankerous, inconsiderate and feeble attempt at parking you have taken enough room for a rock band party bus, 2 elephants, 1 gulf stream jet and a mother’s day out group of 15. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Also, I don’t like arrogant, narcissistic or simple-minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure. Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
Parking Tickets for Inconsiderate People and Poor Parkers Made for you by _____________ in the hopes of easing your mental stress when dealing with difficult people/parking situations. Leave a ticket and don’t resort to violence. Parking Violation _____________ ______________ Province or State Vehicle License # ___________ ___________ Time Make of Vehicle This is not a ticket. However, if it were within my power you would receive two. Because of your cantankerous, inconsiderate and feeble attempt at parking you have taken enough room for a rock band party bus, 2 elephants, 1 gulf stream jet and a mother’s day out group of 15. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Also, I don’t like arrogant, narcissistic or simple-minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure. Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.