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Spent 2002-2008 selling shaving cream in Atlantic City, NJ. Earned praised for my work analyzing shaving cream in Ohio. In 2009 I was marketing clip-on ties in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2010 creating marketing channels for weebles in Hanford, CA. My current pet project is managing bagpipes in Edison, NJ. Had a brief career selling junk food for the underprivileged.
