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Join Alice Chiu in this delightful exploration of common language misunderstandings involving grammar and homophones. Through amusing dialogues and scenarios, we unravel the misinterpretations that arise from ordinary conversations. From confusing zebra crossings with animal luck to hilarious mix-ups with homophones, this book offers a light-hearted take on language slip-ups. Discover the humor and insights hidden in everyday communication with "Fun with Misunderstandings"!
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MisunderstandingsGrammar and Homophones Alice Chiu March 1, 2005
Misunderstanding—grammar 1/3 Allen: I’ve been waiting here for five minutes to cross this road. Bill: Well, there’s a zebra crossing further down the road. Allen: Well, I hope it is having better luck than I’m having. What does Bill really mean? What’s Allen thinking when Bill tells himthere’s a zebra crossing further down the road?
Misunderstanding—grammar 2/3 Joe: Your dog is chasing a man on the bicycle. Sue: don’t be stupid. My dog can’t cycle. What does Joe really mean? What’s Sue thinking when Joe tells her that her dog is chasing a man on the bicycle?
Misunderstanding—grammar 3/3 Tim: The police are looking for a man with one eye called Wilson. Helen: What’s the other eye called? What does Tim really mean? What’s Helen thinking when Tim told her that the police are looking for a man with one eye called Wilson?
Misunderstanding—homophone 1/3 Tom: have you ever hunted bear? Bill: No, I always hunt with my clothes on. What word does Bill misunderstand?
Misunderstanding—homophone 2/3 A teacher saw two boys fighting in the playground. Teacher: Stop! You know the school rule—no fighting allowed. Boy: But sir, we were fighting quietly. What word does the word misunderstand?
Misunderstanding—homophone 3/3 • Fortune Teller: Would you like your palm read, sir? • Man: No thanks, I like the color it is now. What word does the man misunderstand?