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its bear hunting time…. Sweet Java Girl never forgets to pack her Ginseng coffee and favorite hunting caps. She swears the coffee gives her “luck” and the caps bring in the “monster” bears. d. h. Heading into Black Bear territory.
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its bear hunting time… Sweet Java Girl never forgets to pack her Ginseng coffee and favorite hunting caps. She swears the coffee gives her “luck” and the caps bring in the “monster” bears. d h
Heading into Black Bear territory... Packing a 7mm Remington, her hunting caps, and a bag of “lucky” Ginseng coffee, she knows this is all she will need to bag herself a trophy bear!
The mountain air is crisp and clear , it’s the perfect evening … In her mind, Sweet Java Girl is having visions of a Monster Bruin who doesn’t even know that she is in his world!
one hour later… nothing yet… Sweet Java Girl decides it’s time to begin her bear hunting ritual by drinking some “lucky” Ginseng coffee and changing to her first cap.
two hours later… just squirrels… She switches again, this time she changes to her “Mountain Oak Outfitters” cap!
Two more hours.. Its “un-bear-able”… Sweet Java Girl decides its time to get serious and bring that dude in, so she switches to “old faithful”, her Bear Hunting Magazine cap!
Its prime bear time.. and nothing but mosquitoes... Sweet Java Girl loses her patience, and decides to call back to the camp and ask her outfitter, “what’s up”, because she hasn’t even seen one bear yet.
her outfitter tells her to get off the phone, quit drinking so much coffee, and get back to the hunt… Sweet Java Girl angrily looks back towards camp, thinking to herself, now that’s one “Big Grouchy Bear”, maybe I should be hunting back there!
Suddenly what’s that noise… Sweet Java Girl hears the click of a jaw, her adrenaline rushing, she turns just in time to spot the bear, and “YES” he’s a “Shooter”.
It’s over, the black ghost vanished… Sweet Java Girl sits in total disbelief. Her Grandpa always said, “When it comes to situations like this, it is always best to ‘let sleeping dogs lie’ ”. s s
Hey! Don’t forget “old faithful”! Cheer up, Sweet Java Girl, like the old saying goes, “there’s always next year”. Hurry back to camp, your hunting buddies are all waiting to pour you a cup of that “lucky” Ginseng coffee!
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