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1. Facebook search Home Profile Account The Witches, AKA “The Weird Sisters” The witches, AKA “The Weird Sisters”: SURPRIED TO SEE OUR FACEBOOK PROFILE? Guess what, we are still around in the 21st century and have learned some modern stuff, including Facebook and modern language. About us: Birthplace: Scotland, about 200 million years ago Hobbies: Making trouble, predicting the future, making potions for causing trouble.  lol Favorite hangouts: Facebook, swamps of Ireland, fields in Scotland Favorite food: fillet of a snake served with a bat’s wing with a snake’s venom poured over it. Yum! Idol: Loch Ness Monster because we find him creepy and just a fun guy to hang around. He shows us ‘round his lake and tells stories of how he once scared people. Future goals: invent a potion that will cause April Fools to be a chaotic day in the whole world (we haven’t yet come up with what exactly we want to do, but we do have some ideas: tap into servers/networks (maybe), scare a whole bunch of people (too lame; we need something more exciting), set off some dogs on the street (probably not since we don’t want to harm kids; we’re not that bad). We are open to suggestions, so if you come up with something better that this, please tell us. Witches: World's biggest trouble makers, chairmen of the World Scaring Committee, PhD in scaring people.