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If you’re having Rowan Problem. I feel Bad for you son. I got 99 Problems but a sign ain’t one. Here are 99 Problems that Rowan Could Attempt to Fix Instead of Adding more Signs. 1.Dorms Have No lights 2.Dorms Have No Air Conditioning 3.Townhouses Have Mold
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If you’re having Rowan Problem I feel Bad for you son I got 99 Problems but a sign ain’t one
Here are 99 Problems that Rowan Could Attempt to Fix Instead of Adding more Signs
1.Dorms Have No lights • 2.Dorms Have No Air Conditioning • 3.Townhouses Have Mold • 4. Robinson Infested with Mold • 5. The main eating place is closed at 7pm
6. The unlimited meal plan does not cover my entire meal • 7. The kiosk in Profs is broken • 8. No one on campus • 9. Fire alarms at three in the morning • 10. Forever connecting to the Rowan Internet
11.The Library is closed when you need it • 12. Food court places closed on weekends • 13.There is not enough parking spots • 14.Limited Variety of Food • 15. Barely Editable Food
16.RoPo is everywhere • 17.The washers eat your socks • 18.The dryers never dry your clothes • 19.The parking lots are gravel pits • 20.Dust gets all over cars from gravel
21.Heat is broken in my room • 22.Businesses are still not done under Whitney Center • 23.Dorms don’t have communal kitchen • 24.Fridge is Broken • 25. Not enough printers
26.The class I needed to take is filled • 27.The class I need to take next semester is closed so that incoming freshmen can get in • 28.Bunce is Haunted • 29. The train passes by at 1am everyday • 30.The water in my dorm is turned off for the day
31. My tuition keeps on going up • 32.My tuition is the third highest for a public school in the nation • 33.Flooding in the dorms • 34. Blackboard is down yet again • 35.The internet is down again
36. Our school colors are awful • 37. The sports jerseys are ugly • 38. The gym is always packed • 39. My grades are not posted when they are due • 40.The washing machines eats change and does not register that you put change in it
41. The silver ware in the cafeteria is never clean • 42.Cups are never clean • 43.The cars never stop at the cross walks • 44.The wind is blowing towards no matter which way you walk • 45.Half the machines at the gym are always broken
46.The elevators are broken • 47.Professors like to have desks in formations that do not fit in the class room • 48.The Health Center takes days to get an appointment • 49. The Market Basket is over priced • 50. Professors post the wrong text books online
51.You can’t go to one person to answer your question • 52. RAH is a waste of money • 53. Profstock • 54.Majority of the food is always cold • 55.The lights of the intermural field shin directly in the dorm windows
56.Students are not allowed to leave their doors propped open because it is a fire hazard • 57. It takes almost an hour to get food from Profs after hours between the line and the wait for the food to cook • 58. The tech service is never around • 59. Laundry rooms are locked • 60. Lounges are locked
61.The line could be two people wait a half an hour to get food from Il Forno • 62.Bookstore is over priced • 63.The trees smell like fish • 64.Café in the Gym closes before the actual Gym does • 65.Café in Education Building does not take meal plan but the one in Robinson does
66. Housing is only guaranteed for students with less than 60 credits • 67.Not allowed to live off campus as a sophomore • 68. Living in Triad • 69. Loud Noises • 70. Rowan does not have a Rowing Team
71. Have to buy their special refrigerators • 72. Not allowed to put in air conditioning units • 73.Internet down for days at a time • 74.The beds are awful • 75. We can’t have extension cords
76. Tent State • 77. Music blasting by the student center at 8am 78. The sidewalk chalk never disappears • 79. Lounges have need id • 80. Smokers are everywhere
81. Showers setting off fire alarms • 82. The walls are thinner than pizza in the cafeteria • 83. The Pizza Sucks • 84. Printers are always out of paper • 85. Dumpsters are far from the dorms
86. Can’t find a place to recycle in Bunce • 87. Always close the bathrooms when you need to take a major piss • 88.Wawa closes for an hour in the day • 89. I ran out of Boro Bucks • 90. I ran out of Dinning Dollars Again
91. The ATM is broken again • 92. Why won’t the change machines work, how will I do laundry now? • 93. Why do I have to take a class in Camden? • 94. The Camden Shuttle doesn’t show up after your class that ends at 10:30 at night • 95. People always walk in the bike lane
96. Bikers never bike in the bike lane • 97. Stupid longboards who almost always hit into me • 98. People in the Gazebo who think that they can actually play the guitar
99. STINK BUGS • ARE • EVERYWHERE