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This Power Point Presentation is rated PG Parental guidance is advised for persons under The age of 13. Caution this Power Point Presentation contains Course language and an explicit theme. Proudly A Smith Production. The Happy Days Bio-Weapons Lab. Its Natural So It Doesn’t Count.
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This Power Point Presentation is rated PG Parental guidance is advised for persons under The age of 13. Caution this Power Point Presentation contains Course language and an explicit theme.
The Happy Days Bio-Weapons Lab Its Natural So It Doesn’t Count
Why Use The Happy Days Bio-Weapons Lab......... • We export to all terrorist and non terrorist organisations. • All our products are guaranteed to cause mass death (We take no responsibility if it kills you too) • All of our weapons are stolen from a real US military fort. Some Of Our Products Cool
More Reasons...... • Not all our weapons are poisons, gases and chemical bombs some are secret alien creatures that the government cover up. • We deliver world wide.
Just One More Reason..... • We can collect your used weapons so if you don't want it we do so give it to us (You have to pay for the delivery) and we’ll rearm it and sell it to the nearest sucker.
Where We Are In Australia... We are in the northern Territory so if a weapon Fires it causes minimal Damage.
Contact Us On.......... • Phone- 6478834762 • Email us on- Smithy@worlddomination.com.au • Drop in at- 87 Blast st explosionville NT. • Or visit our website- http://www.wereallgonnadie.com.au
Some Of Our Products..... • Cyanide Pill (10 Pack) $30 • Alien Creature $150 • Uranium Bomb $80 • Laser Guided Smallpox Missile $900
You Could Get A Job.......... • Sales Person. • Weapon Armer. • Tester. • Delivery Person.
Ideas For The Future...... • We want to expand our business so we can deliver in a few days to anywhere. • We want to buy (By which I mean steal) some high grade molecular acid.
More Ideas For The Future..... • We want to steal some Mustard Gas so we can sell it to Iraq. • We are thinking of including free tubes of nerve gas with every product you buy.
Just One More Idea....... • We want to buy some fighter planes and fill them with missiles, bombs and gas tubes.
We Are Child Friendly......... • In our child care room (Which is right near the weapons warehouse) they can play with toy nerve gas canisters, bombs and missiles (We take no responsibility if they are real) . • Our well trained staff (By which we mean we gave them a book called childcare for dummies) will care for your children. One of our child carers
One Of Our Satisfied Customers... • Hi I'm Jack and I brought nerve gas from the Happy Days Bio-Weapons Lab and it was great but my skin hurts. Ouch ouch OUCH OUCH GOD IT HURTS ARGH AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHH IT BURNS!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another Satisfied Customer.... • Hi I’m Bob and I brought an alien from the Happy Days Bio Weapons Lab and it broke out and started killing every body. So me and some marine corps had to rage war.
Our Opening Times......... • Monday to Wednesday 7:00am to 6:00pm. • Thursday to Friday 6:00am to 8:00pm. • Saturday to Sunday 7:30am to 5:30pm.
So Come In Welcome
Animator Kyle Smith Script Writer Kyle Smith Idea Man Kyle Smith First Song Its The End Of The World As We Know It- REM Second Song How Far We’ve Come Matchbox Twenty All Images From Goggle Images