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The very next day… The 3 Stooges come into Money. Part I: Their initial investment strategy…. GlycoBank: $100 gets turned into 2 $50 bills and $4 interest (really only a net gain of $2 after the initial $2 service charge for opening a new account). Part II: Moe’s brilliant plan!.
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Part I: Their initial investment strategy… GlycoBank: $100 gets turned into 2 $50 bills and $4 interest (really only a net gain of $2 after the initial $2 service charge for opening a new account)
Part II: Moe’s brilliant plan! After the disappointing return from the GlycoBank… He takes his money to the Mighty Mito Stock Exchange where Mrs. Krebs earns $2 more ETC Investment Group and earns $32 more
Curly’s less than brilliant plan… Louie’s Gym Earned only original $2 (so no new $$) and sore muscles from lactic acid buildup.
Larry’s least brilliant plan… Moe’s Bar Earned only original $2 (again, no new $$) and alcohol and CO2 poisoning.
The End of the Story Curly won a “Mr. Universe” contest last year. Larry had to go to “detox” for a while but now he heads up AA meetings and is doing well. With all his money, Moe became a wealthy playboy and married well! And you thought they became famous movie actors!
Hey! How does all this hooha relate to biology for crying out loud! It’s respiration you fools! Ya know, to make energy? Yeah, some of it is real personal stuff like the chick Moe married!