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2. Mothers, An Endangered Species: Funny Stories About How Moms Barely Survive True Stories from the kitchen, laundry room, and beyond. A must laugh rag for new and tattered mothers. In the likes of Erma Bombeck, Jean Kerr, or Dave Barry, new best selling author Susan Chiofalo has captured the essence of motherhood, and let us tell you, it reeks of humor. In possibly the most comical book of it's kind, Susan has taken the crap of life as a childrearing family woman and polished it into a witty series of poetic short stories. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry. It just might make you wet yourself. So hire a sitter, lock the bedroom door, put on your favorite sweatpants, and crawl into bed, as we traverse down memory lane together, reflecting on the most meaningful experiences of our lives, and how we barely survive.1. THE POWER BEHIND THE THRONE - My mother makes the mistake of handing down thecrown, and lived to regret it.2. THE MATERNAL OLYMPICS - Mom took the gold for &#8220Cleanliness&#8221, and I misplaced themedal.3. THE TORCH IS PASSED AGAIN - Mom hands the torch down to me, and I in turn begin toprime a few hopefuls of my own.4. AMAZING GRACE - How I married the Italian Stallion, and how my mother-in-law achievedSainthood through prayer and mostly, worry.5. TROUBLE ALWAYS COMES IN THREES - Our third daughter attains teenager status beforethe age of ten.6. NOT A GHOST OF A CHANCE - Our son, the walking skeleton, is threatened by the ghost thathe keeps in his closet.7. SOME FOOD FOR THOUGHT - How our son survived infancy sustained on his toenails, whileour teenagers can&#8217t survive one day without eating us out of the house and then grazing on thelawn.8. THE LITTLE STARS IN MY

3. EYES - I deal with my desire to launch my children to stardom onlyto see my dreams of the stage go up in smoke. Includes: &#8220The Making of Sarah Heartburn&#8221.9. THE MOST IMPROVED MOTHER OF THE YEAR - How a bag lady of fashion made the honorroll-on open school night.10. THE GUILT LOBE - The Guilt Lobe is what makes mothers tick.11. GROWING PAINS- A medical journal that attests to the fact that my children may be agingfaster than I am.12. IT TAKES A STRONG CONSTITUTION - The oath our oldest daughter took to protect herunalienable right to be a total slob.13. READ IT AND WEEP - Why I fear that our second daughter won't graduate college until all thejobs are gone.14. THE DEMON OF THE DUST - When limited intelligence meets with unlimited power, thethe result is a little league referee.15. CAMP COMMOTION - We set the evolution of man back over thousands of years in anattempt to vacation at home.16. COOPED UP IN A COUPE - Warning: this chapter is not for those with a weak stomach, as itcontains a short play.17. IF THIS IS MY BREAK, WHY AM I CRACKING UP? - We take our traditional vacation to ClubDread.18. A FOOL AND HIS RULE - I go head to head with the brains on child-rearing and lose minecompletely.19. THE FINAL F&#202TE - Mother&#8217s Day may prove to be her last.20. HOW I FAILED SUPERMARKET 101 - How Mrs. Brady, Aunt Bea, and Mrs. Cleaver got awaywith murder in the kitchen.21. IT&#8217S NOT FAIR! - I look forward to the annual School Science Fair the way I look forward to acase of head lice.22. THE HAND THAT ROCKED THE BOAT - How the mothers of Crop-duster managed to miss thethe entire message of the Woman&#8217s Rights Movement.23. MY SECRET IDENTITY - Which asks the poignant question: &#8220If I wear more labels than agarment on the clearance rack, how come I don&#8217t know who I am?&#822124. A CROWN CONTENDER - After four babies, I still can&#8217t pin a cloth

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