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GIGGLES & CHUCKLES. By: Mun Leng, Kiren & Kristy. JOKE 1. Why did Tigger look into the toilet bowl ? . Answer: He was looking for “Poo”! (Pooh) . JOKE 2. Why is the math book unhappy ? . Answer: It was full of problems!. JOKE 3. How do you get straight A’s? .
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GIGGLES & CHUCKLES By: Mun Leng, Kiren & Kristy
JOKE 1 Why did Tigger look into the toilet bowl ? • Answer: He was looking for “Poo”! (Pooh)
JOKE 2 Why is the math book unhappy ? • Answer: It was • full of problems!
JOKE 3 How do you get straight A’s? • Answer: by using a ruler
JOKE 4 What happens when the teacher tied the students’ shoelace together? • Answer: they went on a class “trip”!
JOKE 5 Why did the boy eat his homework? • Answer: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
JOKE 6 Why was Elmo’s report card all wet? • Answer: his grades were below “sea”( c ) level.
JOKE 7 What type of animal needs to be oiled? • Answer: Mouse. Because it squeaks
JOKE 8 What do you get if you cross a snake and a rabbit? • Answer: A Jump rope! + =
JOKE 9 What can a banana do during gymnastics? • Answer: Banana “split”