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MERRY CHIRSTMAS!!!

MERRY CHIRSTMAS!!!. Month Info. Holidays & Extra. The gemstone is a turquoise, a nd the flower is a poinsettia!  Also, on the “Would you rather be attacked by 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck” results are: DUCK: 14 HORSES: 31. First, I’d like to acknowledge the: Which ARE:

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MERRY CHIRSTMAS!!!

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  1. MERRY CHIRSTMAS!!!

  2. Month Info Holidays & Extra The gemstone is a turquoise, and the flower is a poinsettia!  Also, on the “Would you rather be attacked by 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck” results are: DUCK: 14 HORSES: 31

  3. First, I’d like to acknowledge the: Which ARE: Clarice W. * (the awesome typer!) Maggie B. (“Taco”)* Kelly M.* Chelsea G. Anthony S.* John C. Natalie (“Juniper”) Meghan O.* Emily A.  THANKS!!!!!! I got so much more this time! *= a person who submitted everything on the back page (story was optional) and gets a wrapped magazine along with a surprise gift!  SUPER AWESOMELEY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO ARE AWESOMELEY AWESOME ENOUGH TO SUBMIT SOMETHING TO THE FUNNY MAGAZINE MERRY CHIRSTMAS TO ALL!!!

  4. Crazy Marie Holiday Quiz Where are you vacationing on Christmas break? A.Somewhere where it snows J B.HAWAII!!! I wonder if it snows in Hawaii. C.Mr. Ugly’s dump! He’s a lonely guy, and he needs a buddy! What do you want as a present? A. Something popular… a video game, book, an iSomething… whatever. B. A… UNICORN!!! C. A piece of trash from Mr. Ugly! How will you decorate for Christmas? A.Christmas lights and a Christmas tree. B. Halloween lights and jack-o-lanterns with Santa hats! :D C. Trash… Mr. Ugly style!!! XD

  5. Compliments XD Wake UP!!!! D:< One day at school, I was walking in the hallway and I saw Mr. Keane. He was wearing a pretty, pink bowtie! So I said, “Hi, Mr. Keane. I like your bowtie… It’s pink!” He replied, “Thanks! I… uh… like your left eyebrow! It’s… uh… symmetrical to your right one!” The monitor for our computer is pretty old. It takes FOREVER to wake up!!! You have to press the on and off button, like, 100 times! Not kidding! On to the story… I was working on TFM, so I asked my dad to log in onto the monitor to send an email for it. Then, JUST as he woke it up, I said, “Uh… wait, I don’t need it.” :p

  6. Dear Mr. Ugly, Dear co-worker, How will you decorate for Christmas? From, Sandie S. Dear Sandie, What do you think? I’ll hang trash everywhere! :D From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, Do you like unicorns? From, Natalie ?. Dear Natalie, Yeah! Well… Only ones made out of trash  From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, What is your first name? From, Emily A. Dear Emily, My first name is Very. But just call me Mr. Ugly… ;) From Very Ugly

  7. Dear Mr. Ugly, Why’d you make up trash day? From, Kelly M. Dear Kelly, Well… Trash is a beautiful thing. So I made a day to celebrate it! :D From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, Would you rather have a trash-stuffed stocking or a recycling one? From, Chelsea G. Dear Chelsea, Well, the recycling one is greener, but I think I prefer trash just a LITTLE bit more. From Mr. Ugly Dear Anthony, Uh… do you mean showers of trash? In my dump  I use trash soap. I found it in the dumpster! From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, Where do you shower? And what soap do you use? From, Anthony S.

  8. Sandie’s Blog Hi guys! Guess what I have for you? ANOTHER PROBLEM! YAY!!! -.- So. The hoomins like to dress me up. I DON’T LIKE BEING DRESSED UP!!! D:< They keep trying to put this dumb elf at with jingles on me, but I HATE it! And when I try to eat it, the hoomins get all mad at me!  What is THEY were getting dressed u- WAIT. Forgot. They actually LIKE that! >.< Anyway, do you guys have any suggestions? Posted by SandieRocks on December 16, 3:52PM

  9. Replies to Sandie… Zuni123 posted: Hey… you have it easy! One time, my hoomins dressed me up in a santa uniform and a santa hat ._. SandieRocks replied: Oh… D: It must’ve been itchcy! PeeweeChihuahua posted: OMG!!! I LOVE MY DRESS!!! My hoomins got me a pink dress and a tiara! :D SandieRocks replied: Wait… You liked it? And I thought you were a boy! For next page: *GoldenRetriever: Maggie B. **PesteringCupid: Natalie, or “Juniper Beryl” ***Softball_lover776_KM: Kelly M. ****BowwowBetsy: Meghan O. (wow, guys! Thanks for so many!)

  10. Replies to Sandie for the moth problem… GoldenRetriever* posted: Just stare at them. If that doesn’t work, bark at your hoomin! SandieRocks replied: Okay! *stares* Nothing… *barks* nothing…  WoofyJohnposted: It’s a moth, not a dragon. If I hear any more of this… nonsense again… SandieRocks replied: Well, it SEEMS like a dragon!!! PesteringCupid** Posted: There’s this thing called mothballs. They keep moths away. But don’t eat them! I had to go to the vet twice because of that  SandieRocks replied: Hmm… But how do I tell my hoomins about them? Softball_lover776_KM*** posted: Just eat the moths. Their really good when you're starving. So when you're hungry, have some moths. SandieRocksreplied:Egh… They taste bad! And they make me sick!  BowWowBetsy**** posted: Why do you freak out so much? You need to relax! Sit back AND ENJOY LIFE! SandieRocks replied: Well… That’s not exactly my way of thinking >.<

  11. Weird Page Put your favorite on the back! I cant put the results because I don’t get enough replies! 

  12. Other Page INTERVIEW WITH... Ms. Jimenez! INTERVIEWERS:MARIE, ARIANNA,CLARICE, AND MAGGIE!!! Us: Do you like tissues? Ms. J:Uh... yeah, they help my nose feel better... Us: Do you believe in unicorns? Ms. J: No, I don’t. (*Gasp!* - Arianna,Marie,Clarice, and Maggie) Us: Do you like hairless creatures? Ms. J: No, they’re gross! Us: Who would you rather meet: Ditzy, Sandie, or Mr. Ugly? Ms. J: Sandie. Us: If Mr. Ugly asked you to come over for dinner, would  you go? Ms. J:Um... no thanks! Us: If you could change Mr. Ugly’s name what would you change it to? Ms. J: Mr. Grotesque. Us: Would you rather be attacked by 100 ducksized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

  13. Ms. J:  1 horse-sized duck because it probably can’t Ms. J:  1 horse-sized duck because it probably can’t  hurt me. Us: Would you rather live in nature or your classroom? Ms. J:Nature... my classroom could get boring. SPECIAL thanks to Ms. Jimenez for joining us in the December interview!! :) Present Discoveries! So, Andrew and I were wrapping up presents for Christmas. (Well, mostly me. He wrapped three and a half while I wrapped twenty-three and a half. Not kidding XD) Andrew was pulling out the presents, and then he pulled out one he wasn’t supposed to see. He didn’t even try to keep a secret… he was all like, “Oh, hey! I got an orange sock!!! OMG!!! It’s an orange sock!!!!! O-O How did you get an orange sock??? I want more orange socks! :D” (PS, it wasn’t an orange sock)

  14. Daisy the Detective: The case of the stolen lollipop Part two – “Questioning” You knock on Daisy Agency door.Sandie greets you.“Oh, hi! It’s you again!” She turns around. “DAISY, THEY’RE BACK!” Soon, Daisy shows up. “Oh, hi! I guess you’re here for the update. Here’s what happened so far: “I was talking to Susie. “Who exactly was at the park?” I asked. “Uh… Aunt Jamie was there. Mommy was, Tiffany was, Old Grumps Bill was, and Weird Old Anny was there”. Susie recalled. “Hmm… Time for questioning”. Later, I was talking to Jamie… she was innocent. So seemed Amy and Tiffany. Tiffany said: “Huh? Lollipop? Me want lollipop! Gimme lollipop! * snatches notebook* WeidOl’Amy: “I don’t know anything about a lollipop. I know that I want a potato. And a foot massage.” I told Susie that they seemed pretty normal. But here’s what the others said: Susie’s Mommy: Huh? Uh… I didn’t do anything. Nothing. I SURE didn’t throw away Susie’s lollipop… hehheh… Old Grumps Bill: What? A lollipop? Why you buggin’ me ‘bout a stinky ol’ lollipop? I don’t need any lollipops! GO AWAY *chucks rock at me*” “Well… bye for now! I’ll get back to you next time!” Daisy says and waves goodbye.

  15. Submitted Page Name: ___________ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Kelly M. One day, I invited Mr. Ugly to my Christmas party. He said “Sure.”  I asked him: ”Can you bring a dish for the party?” He said: “Yeah, I’ll make my famous trash lasagna!” “Um, sounds good...” I replied questionably. The day of the Christmas party, he showed up in nice Christmas clothes with his trash lasagna. All of my friends were astounded by the trash lasagna. It was delicious!! :) He asked: “Do you like it?” We all said in excitement: “Yes, it is delicious!” Later, we played some games. Mr. Ugly won all of them, but we didn’t mind. We had a great time. Name: ___________ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ TacoOnce there was a pineapple. His name was  Pineapple. THE END!!! Taco=Maggie B. XD

  16. Name: ___________ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Maggie B. Bert the pig was frolicking through a wonderful forest when…. BAM!!! Bert fell to the ground. Then… Bert was picked up! He went to a house where he was salted and spiced, then baked in the oven at 350 degrees for five hours!!! He came out as a PIG PIE!!! Now you’re probably thinking: these guys are insane! Well you’re… WRONG!!! These guys are REALLY insane! Anywho, just before he was devoured by the hungry insane people, Bert jumped off of the table and fled! Then…. He jumped off of a cliff. BYE, BERT!  Name: ___________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________ Natalie, “Juniper Beryl” Terezi was bored. She had just finished playing ‘Cops and Robbers’ and had no one to play with  Her computer screen lit up, so she looked at it, deciding to read a response to a question she had asked a friend. >Terezi: Want to play a game?< >Friend: Uh, sure, I guess. What game?< >Terezi: Cops and Robbers!< >Friend: But we just played that, and I’m getting tired.< >Terezi: Fine then!< >Terezi logs off< She frowned. What would she play now? *** Later that day, she was crushed by a meteor 

  17. Ditzy’s Editorial On a scale of 1 to 10, why is the sky blue? ~ “Juniper Beryl” Can you create a page where you interview teachers? ~ Maggie B. You should make comics with pictures. ~Meghan O. Could we have a story about a unicorn?  ~Oksana S. Huh? Uh… 7??? It’s blue because… of the potato I’m eating??? Dunno! Why yaaskin’ me? Ohh! That’s a great idea! :D Added. ;) Uh… sure? Isn’t that what Marie already does? OH! I forgot to mention. People, DRAW PICTURES for TFM!!! It’s supposed to be submitted, not just Marie’s work. She doesn’t really wanna do that anymore.  Hmm… Uh… okay! Maybe next time? XD Marie’s really running out of time  Sorry for the lack of Ditzy Questions! 

  18. Fun Page Help Reindeerie the reindeer find his way through the Christmas tree! Finish!  Start… ALSO!!! CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE AT: http:/mariesirenko.wix.com/thefunnymagazine

  19. Do you have replies to anything? Write it over here! Name:______________ Nowrip it out and give it to Marie! (5-1) Dear Sandie, ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________From: Dear Mr. Ugly, From: Fav. Picture:_______________ Story (Aww, please? I really need some!) : ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I COMAND YOU TO LOOK ON THE BACK NOW…

  20. Continue Story…__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Suggestions & Ideas for Ditzy’s Editorial… ____________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________________Thank you! These really help  ~Marie PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE, JUST ASK ME FOR AN EXTRA!!! (Yes, that means not sharingunless I don’t have any left!)

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