ARE YOU A PATRIOT?

1. ARE YOU A BLOODY TORY LOYALIST? ARE YOU A PATRIOT? OR

2. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS THE FRENCH AND INDIAN WAR IS OVER ENGLAND HAS EMPTIED IT’S TREASURY AND YOU ARE GLAD TO SEE THE KING ANNOUNCE THE BRAND NEW POLICY A PROCLAMTION DENYING ACCESS TO WESTERN SIDE OF THE APPALACHIANS. CAN’T CROSS THE OHIO--THE INDIANS WILL BE PEACEFULL. YOU ARE HAPPY THE WAR IS OVER AND CAN’T WAIT TO BE ABLE TO CROSS THE OHIO RIVER AND BUILD A FARM IN THE FORMER FRENCH TERRITORY. YOU ARE UPSET THAT BRITISH SOLDIERS ARE BEING SENT TO STOP YOU FROM CROSSING INTO THE OHIO RIVER VALLEY! WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

3. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS THE SUGAR ACT OF 1764 WAS A GREAT IDEA. INCREASE THE TAX ON SUGAR AND DECREASE THE DUTY ON MOLASSES AND EXPAND THE JURISDICTION OF THE ADMIRALTY COURTS. YEAH THIS WILL CUT DOWN ON SMUGGLING AND INCREASE REVENUE!!! GEORGE GRENVILLE IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK! JOHN HANCOCK BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU HAVE SIDED WITH JAMES OTIS AND BELIEVE PARLIAMENT HAS NO RIGHT TO TAX THE COLONIES. OTIS IS RIGHT WHEN HE DECLARES “ TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION IS TYRANNY”!!! YOUR FAVORITE SAYING IS “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION” WHO DO THOSE LIMEY’S THINK THEY ARE? WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

4. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS KING GEORGE HAS DECIDED IN THE YEAR OF 1765 TO HAVE 10,000 BRITISH TROOPS STAY IN THE COLONIES AND PASSES THE QUARTERING ACT YOU FEEL THIS IS AWESOME AND YOU CAN’T WAIT TO HOST A OFFICER! HOPEFULLY THEY WILL BRING A TOUCH OF CULTURE TO THE COLONIES! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE BRITISH ARE STAYING, THE WAR IS OVER AND WE DON’T NEED THEIR PROTECTION SEND THE LOBSTER BACKS HOME MATE!!! I HAVEN’T SEEN A HOSTILE INDIAN IN THESE PARTS FOR NEARLY 30 YEARS. SOUNDS LIKE A CONSPIRACY TO ME! WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

5. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS THE GOVERNMENT HAS GIVEN ME A GREAT JOB! THE NEW STAMP ACT OF 1765 NEEDS TO BE COLLECTED. I GET A % OF ALL TAXES COLLECTED ON THINGS LIKE BILLS OF SALE, CONTRACTS, DIPLOMAS AND EVEN DECKS OF CARDS!!! I’M GOING TO BE RICH!!! BEATS FARMING BABY!! I THINK I’LL BUILD A MANSUION ON BUNKER HILL! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ANOTHER TAX! THIS TIME A DIRECT TAX ON THE CONSUMER WHAT IS GRENVILLE THINKING? SAM ADAMS FROM BOSTON AND PATRICK HENRY OF VIRGINIA ARE STEAMING MAD! I GOTTA AGREE PARLIAMENT HAS GONE TO FAR THIS TIME!! SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE. WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THE “SONS OF LIBERTY” I HAVE TAR AND FEATHERS READY TO GO! WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

6. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS I READ AN ADD IN THE BOSTON HERALD AND THE SONS OF LIBERTY CALL FOR A STAMP ACT CONGRESS TO CONVENE IN NEW YORK IN OCTOBER OF 1765. ALL THE ASSEMBLIES AND NEWSPAPERS PROTESTING THE TAX “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION” THE CONGRESS SENT THE KING A PETITION ASKING FOR ITS REPEAL!! THINGS ARE GONNA GET UGLY. BOYCOTT THE BRITS KING GEORGE CAN’T BELIEVE HOW VIOLENT THE COLONIALS ARE! THOSE NASTY SONS OF LIBERTY ARE TERRORISTS! BURNING PAPER, TAR AND FEATHERING TAX COLLECTORS. THEY ARE KILLING BUSINESS AND WE CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE— 1766 PARLIAMENT REPEALED IT BUT IMPLEMENTED THE DECLARATORY ACT! WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

7. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS THE NEW FINANCE MINISTER CHARLES TOWNSHEND HAS A GREAT WAY TO COLLECT SOME CASH FROM THE COLONIES. NEW YORK WON’T HOUSE TROOPS SO HE SUSPENED THE ASSEMBLY. WAY TO GO!! PLUS HE TAXING GLASS, PAPER, PAINT LEAD AND TEA. THESE TOWNSHEND ACTS OF 1767 WILL TEACH THE COLONIALS. THE TAX WILL PAY THE GOVERNORS SALARY AND ALLOW BRITISH OFFICERS TO USE WRITS OF ASSISTANCE TO SEARCH OUT SMUGGLERS. WATCH OUT HANNCOCK! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE NERVE OF THIS NEW MINISTER. HE HAS GONE WAY TO FAR. JAMES OTIS SAYS THE WRITS GO AGAINST OUR NATURAL RIGHTS. THAT COMES STRAIGHT FROM JOHN LOCKES PHILOSOPHY. “THE ISSUE” ACCORDING TO JOHN DICKINSON OF PENNSYLVANIA IS,”WETHER PARLIAMENT CAN LEGALLY TAKE MONEY RIGHT OUT OF OUR POCKETS WITHOUT OUR CONSENT.” HIS BOOK LETTERS FROM A FARMER IN PENNSYLVANIAIS FULL OF THIS KIND OF STUFF GREAT BOOK! THE BOYCOTT IS REALLY GONNA SPREAD! WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

8. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS I SAW IT ALL I TELL YOU!! THE LOBSTER BACKS OPENED UP ON A PEACEFUL CROWD FULL OF YOUNG MEN LOOKING FOR JOBS. THE VERY JOBS THE SOLDIERS HAVE STOLEN FROM THEM IN THEIR SPARE TIME. WHAT? JOHN ADAMS IS DEFENDING THEM? SELF DEFENSE WHAT A CROCK! HE EVEN GOT A JURY TO AGREE! BETTER WATCH THAT ADAMS, HE COULD SOMEDAY BE PRESIDENT???!!!! I’LL BET SAM IS DISSAPOINTED WITH HIS COUSIN. MASSACRE WHAT MASSACRE!! 5 RIOTERS DEAD THAT’S NO MASSACRE! THEY WERE RIOTING THROWING ROCKS AND ICE YELLING INSULTS—CRIMINALS I TELL YOU AND RIGHT HERE IN BOSTON. MARCH 5, 1770 IS GONNA BE DAY TO REMEMBER. WATCH OUT THOMAS YOU AND YOUR LIBERTY FRIENDS ARE NEXT! WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

9. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS I JUST GOT ASKED BY SAM ADAMS TO JOIN SOMETHING CALLED THE COMMITTTEE OF CORRESPONDENCE I GUESS I HAVE TO SEND LETTERS TO PEOPLE THROUGH OUT THE COLONIES KEEPING THE REBEL FIRES BURNING IN THIS TIME OF CALM IN THE COLONIES---IT IS GETTING HARD TO SELL THE SONS OF LIBERTY CONCEPT. EVERYONE IS BUYING BRITISH GOODS AND HAPPY TO DO IT. I AM AFRAID WE HAVE LOST OUR CHANCE AT INDEPENDENCE! PRETTY PEACEFUL IN THE COLONIES AYE MATE. THE BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY HAS FALLEN ON HARD TIMES PARLIAMENT NEEDS TO JUMP START THEIR TEA BUSINESS OR THEY WILL COLLAPSE. GIVE THEM A MONOPLY IN AMERICAN TEA TRADE I SAY—IT WILL LOWER THE PRICE OF TEA AND EVERYONE WINS CHEAPER TEA FOR THE COLONIES AND MY STOCK IN THE COMPANY WILL GO THROUGH THE ROOF! WHAT A YEAR 1773 WILL BE! WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

10. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS THE CRIMINALS, WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE! DRESSING LIKE INDIANS DESTROYING TEA—342 CRATES OF INDIAN TEA DOWN THE DRAIN! SEND IN THE TROOPS-ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND WE BETTER GET TOUGH WITH THESE INSOLENT CHILDREN OF OURS. THEY HAVE DESTROYED PRIVATE PROPERTY TERRORISM I SAY, SAM ADAMS AND IS YANKEE DOODLES DESERVE THE NOOSE! I APPUALD THE INDIANS FOR DESTROYING THE TEA. YET AGAIN PARLIAMENT HAS TRIED TO DECIEVE US AND PUSH THEIR INFERNAL POLICIES ON US. DECEMBER 16, 1773 WILL BE READ IN TEXT BOOKS IN PLACES LIKE MR. ROSES CLASS WHAT A DAY FOR OUR RIGHTEOUS CAUSE OF LIBERTY AND FREEDOM!!! SEND THE TROOPS HOME OR ELSE! HEY BOSTON!! GOT TEA??? WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

11. A B SORRY YOU BLOODY COLONIAL TRY AGAIN BIG 0 CORRECT ANSWER 10 POINTS THE KING FINALLY HAS IT RIGHT DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF BOSTON “ THEY OUGHT TO BE KNOCKED ABOUT THE EARS” HE WENT ON TO SAY “ WE MUST MASTER THEM TOTALLY LEAVE THEM TO THEMSELVES or TREAT THEM AS ALIENS.” “WE WILL MASTER THEM!!” ROLL OUT THE COERCIVE ACTS!! CLOSE THE PORT OF BOSTON SHUT DOWN THE ASSEMBLY QUARTER THE SOLDIERS UNTIL THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON! COERCIVE ACTS MY BUMM! THESE ACTS ARE INTOLERABLE!! BOSTON IS BEING UNFAIRLY PUNISHED—CLOSE THE PORTS—BAN THE ASSEMBLY—SENDING IN MORE TROOPS– SEIZED SHIPS-AN EMBARGO ON ALL AMERICAN GOODS! IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST CONTINENTAL CONGRESS AN ALL OUT BOYCOTT AND LETS GET THE MILITIAS MOBILIZED AND ARMED!!! 1774 WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN…INDEPENDENCE IS IN THE AIR WHICH POSITION IS THE TORY POSITION? WRITE THE LETTER OF THE TORY POSITION IN YOUR NOTES AND KEEP SCORE

12. ADD UP YOUR SCORES COLONIALS WHO WILL STAND WITH THE KING????? 50 to 90 YOU ARE A LOYALIST LACKEY GO BACK TO ENGLAND AND BOW BEFORE THE KING AND KISS HIS BOOTS!!! 10 to 40 POINTS YOU ARE CONFUSED FIGURE IT OUT MATE PICK A SIDE GET OFF THE FENCE AND BE A MAN!!! 100 PTS.-- YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO BE A SON OF LIBERTY! GET PACKED WE ARE HEADING FOR CONCORD!!!!!