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Serenity Prayer for Coping with Stress

A humorous take on the classic Serenity Prayer for stress relief with a touch of dark humor and sarcasm. Reflects the struggles of remaining composed in challenging situations and maintaining a positive attitude at work. The prayer humorously acknowledges the difficulties of dealing with difficult people and the need for resilience and humor in facing daily struggles. While lighthearted, it conveys a message of perseverance and self-awareness in the face of adversity.

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Serenity Prayer for Coping with Stress

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  1. A Prayer for the Stressed!

  2. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

  3. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

  4. Help me to always give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays

  5. And help me to remember..... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

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