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How to trap your brother!. Are you kept awake at night at the sound of a brother shouting? Do you lie in fear of your brother shooting you with a nerf gun? Is your life full of your brother injuring you? Well, chances are you have an annoying brother obsessed in war.
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Are you kept awake at night at the sound of a brother shouting? Do you lie in fear of your brother shooting you with a nerf gun? Is your life full of your brother injuring you? Well, chances are you have an annoying brother obsessed in war.
Do not despair, help is at hand. Brothers are rather dim-witted creatures. Follow these step by step instructions to trap your brother.
What you need: • Spade • Brown rug • Twigs • Mud • Stones • Grease • Pegs • New nerf gun
What you need to do: • First, dig a hole big enough to fit your brother in • Next, cover the hole with the brown rug and peg it down • After that, disguise the rug with the mud, twigs and stones • Just before that, cover the sheet with the grease to prevent climbing • Penultimately, place the nerf gun in the middle and your brother will run on and fall in. • And voila! Your brother is trapped.
Important note WARNING: Angry brothers are a sickening sight, they might tell you they’d never do it again. Do not be fooled- they are simply trying to escape!
