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Who am I?. That’s a pretty complicated question. What am I? I’m a brain inside a mushy body Who am I going to be? I have no clue But I am going to assume you mean, “Who am I now?”. It could mean a lot of things. So, who am I now?. Currently, my name is Allison Currently, I live in Sudbury
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Who am I? That’s a pretty complicated question..
What am I? I’m a brain inside a mushy body Who am I going to be? I have no clue But I am going to assume you mean, “Who am I now?” It could mean a lot of things
So, who am I now? • Currently, my name is Allison • Currently, I live in Sudbury • Currently, I am 15 years old • Currently, I have 5 brothers and one sister • Currently, I have 4 parents • Currently, I have two dogs and a fish named Zora
Why? • I don’t know • None of it was really my choice • Except the fish
If I could choose, what would I be? If I could choose what I would be, I would like to be a coroner, or perhaps a mortician. Cremation will be mandatory for us in the future, I would like to do that.
What do I do for fun? • I beat people up (Kickboxing) • I write poetry (and have won 3 provincial competitions in first, and 1 national competition in 4th place) • I draw comic books in the style of Marvel or DC
I have a big family • I have four parents • 3 little brothers • 1 older sister • 2 older brothers • 2 dogs • 18 imaginary friends
What do I like? • Gore, blood, horror movies • Needles • Opossums • Satyrs (Though they may not actually exist) • Elven fantasy • Celtic culture/music • The Legend of Zelda series
What else? • More blood, more gore, more horror movies • Pretty elaborate knives • Macabre items and cadaver oddities • The Avengers • Any Marvel hero really • My Little Pony, Friendship is magic
That wasn’t a joke, by the way. I love My little pony
I also like Tom Hiddleston He’s a shakepearean actor He also played Loki He’s also a life ruiner Look at him over there He’s holding a puppy Life ruiner Why are you so handsome?
I like Jeremy Renner too. He’s another life ruiner He played Jeffrey Dahmer, and Hawkeye A serial killer and a super hero And other things but those are my two favourite roles of his Life Ruiner (Why are all the men like 40 years old?)
random facts about me • I like to eat iceberg lettuce whole • I love all my siblings • Not equally • My least favourite is my sister • My favourite is my pride and joy, Aiden
Aiden • He’s really amazing • When he was born, he tried to crawl away from the table they put him on • He has dark brown hair and sparkling blue eyes • He’s super smart for his age • He wakes me up at 5-6 am every morning to make him breakfast because he wants me to do it • Whenever I’m gone, he calls everyday to tell me how much he loves me
I’m not going to talk about my sister because I would be very rude
The end • Yep • I’m pretty boring