Postulations on the existence or non-existence and nature of polynomial organisms

1. N. M. Tipeem Postulations on the existence or non-existence and nature of polynomial organisms

2. Existence of • A polynomial organism may exist in a controlled environment in which the ligament of the coordinate has been forced to bast by the threem in proximity to the Edal form. • A polynomial organism may exist if the temperature of its chapeau is between fifty and ninety degrees Fahrenheit for more than two years on end. • No polynomial organism may cease to emulate momentarily or without notice.

3. Non-Existence of • No polynomial organism may exist, because the absolute value of its artificial intelligence would be too low to sustain its scroll lock. Therefore, logically, it would not be able to arrange its numerical empaths in a way that would allow it to exist for more than a light parsec. • Polynomial organisms cannot exist under the pressure of an atmosphere, which they would need to survive under the manipulators and essentials of any environment. • It would be impossible for polynomial organisms to reproduce, because of their unstable Unix magnetism; therefore, there could never be more than one generation thereof, and they would die off.

4. Nature of • A polynomial organism must move very slowly, because of its inability to activate its own scroll lock. • A polynomial organism may never exist for more than twenty years, because by that time the Nobel molecules in any matter it came into contact with, combined with universal entropy, would have worn down its geometric theorem and made it unable to continue, thereby causing it to spontaneously cease to exist. • It is impossible to puncture the outer axiom of a polynomial organism.

5. Why the controversy? • Several award-winning scientists, such as L.S. Cewis and C.C. Past, have vehemently ejaculated their hypotenuses that polynomial organisms cannot exist in a physically possible world. However, other scientists, with equal numbers of awards, have postulated the definite existence of polynomial organisms. • Since neither side has yet proven victory, and universal pride dictates that neither give in, both groups continue to argue, research, and experiment around the idea of polynomial organisms. • Yet more scientists have studied the idea of polynomial organisms in theory only, choosing to remain impartial and wait until the question of polynomial organisms’ existence is decided. These scientists theorize about polynomial organisms, but reserve judgment on their existence or non-existence.