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College Essay Oopsies

College Essay Oopsies. Found by College Admissions Officers. I enjoyed my bondage with the family and especially with their mule, Jake. . The book was very entertaining, even though it was about a dull subject, World War II. .

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College Essay Oopsies

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  1. College Essay Oopsies Found by College Admissions Officers

  2. I enjoyed my bondage with the family and especially with their mule, Jake.

  3. The book was very entertaining, even though it was about a dull subject, World War II.

  4. I would love to attend a college where the foundation was built upon women.

  5. The worst experience that I have probably ever had to go through emotionally was when other members of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and I went to Pennsylvania for their annual pigeon shooting.

  6. He was a modest man with an unbelievable ego.

  7. I am proud to be able to say that I have sustained from the use of drugs, alcohol and tobacco products.

  8. Such things as divorces, separations, and annulments greatly reduce the need for adultery to be committed.

  9. Playing the saxophone lets me develop technique and skill which will help me in the future, since I would like to become a doctor.

  10. However, many students would not be able to emerge from the same situation unscrewed.

  11. I know that as we age, we tend to forget the bricklayers of our lives.

  12. As an extra, we even saw Elizabeth Taylor’s home, which had a bridge attaching it to the hoe across the street.

  13. Do I shake the hand that has always bitten me?

  14. On a transcript: AP Engllish

  15. Misspelled abbreviation on another transcript: COMP CRAP (computer graphics)

  16. Handwritten on an interview form under Academic Interests:Writting.

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