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Pre-World War I. I invented EVERYTHING!. Progress in Invention. Light Bulb Phonograph Telegraph Samuel Morse Telephone Alexander G. Bell Radio Guglielmo Marconi. Magician of Menlo. Progress in Travel. Sorry ladies, this ride only seats one. Steam Ship Steam Train Automobile
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I invented EVERYTHING! Progress in Invention • Light Bulb • Phonograph • Telegraph • Samuel Morse • Telephone • Alexander G. Bell • Radio • Guglielmo Marconi Magician of Menlo
Progress in Travel Sorry ladies, this ride only seats one. • Steam Ship • Steam Train • Automobile • Henry Ford • Motorcycle • Harley-Davidson • Airplane • Wright Brothers
Progress in Medicine & Health I make this look good! • Germ Theory • Louis Pasteur • Antiseptics • Joseph Lister • Vaccination • Sewage & Plumbing Joseph Lister
Progress in Science All of your problems are because of your mother. • Theory of Evolution • Charles Darwin • Genetics • Gregor Mendel • Radioactivity • Marie & Pierre Curie • Periodic Table • Dmitri Mendeleev • Psychology • Ivan Pavlov & Sigmund Freud
I lead off & my ‘stache bats clean up The Invention of Pop Culture • Music Halls • Vaudeville • Cinema • Spectator Sports • Olympics I paid for the uniforms, which is how I made the team I’m rockin’ the crap outta this bowtie Someday this hobby will pay millions of dollars and attract millions of fans
Characteristics of Countries You sir, are a sissy! • Distinct Difference between strong countries & weak countries • Weak countries tend to be traditional countries • Strong countries adapt to change
Industrialization & Strength I’m tubby and Britain is awesome! • Mass production allows for the betterment of all areas • Stronger & more prepared military • Stronger economy • Ability to Imperialize • Satisfy your population
Weak Countries We need to think of something simpler than say, “Provolone!” Take a picture of us taking pictures • Outdated, oppressive governments • Poor industrialization • Unorganized military • Difficult ethnic populations • Large populations
Strong vs. Weak • Strong countries will grow into world powers • Weak countries will either become irrelevant, cease to exist or experience revolution Coach told me to use my speed, but I’m starting to think he is full of crap.
Moment of Zen The power of Christ compels you!