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Interactive Pun Joke Practice #1 Open Powerpoint , go to “Slide Show” at the top and click “view show”. Type the words in the white boxes . Complete the activity and save the final copy with your name (or group’s name). Type your name or group’s name in the red box below.
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Interactive Pun Joke Practice #1Open Powerpoint, go to “Slide Show” at the top and click “view show”. Type the words in the white boxes. Complete the activity and save the final copy with your name (or group’s name) Type your name or group’s name in the red box below. Can you guess the “pun” punch line?What did the salt say to the pepper? Can you guess the “pun” punch line?What did the bee say to the flower?
Interactive Pun Practice #1Open Powerpoint, go to “Slide Show” at the top and click “view show”. Type the words in the white boxes. Complete the activity and save the final copy with your name (or group’s name) Can you guess the “pun” punch line?What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Can you guess the “pun” punch line?Why are playing cards like wolves? Can you guess the “pun” punch line?Why are jazz musicians so sweet?.
Answers • What did the salt say to the pepper? • "Hey, what's shaking?" (Taryn, 11) • What did the bee say to the flower? • "Hello, honey!" (Joseph Rosenbloom) • What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? • Sir Render • Why are playing cards like wolves? • They come in packs. (Betty Dobnam) • Why are jazz musicians so sweet? • Because they play in jam sessions. (Joseph Rosenbloom) From Tom Swifities Site • [TomSwifties] Kids Puns of the Weak 02-08-05