When Zombies Destroy the Earth, What Kind Will They Be?

1. When Zombies Destroy the Earth, What Kind Will They Be? There have been many kinds of zombies throughout the history of literature, film, and video games. But as entertaining as each variety may be, knowing what you might be up against is a matter of dire importance. Here we will present the three main categories of zombie, and offer a few tips for dealing with them when they’re crashing through your front door.

2. The Slow Zombie • Slow, shambling, mindless beasts driven only by the hunger for flesh. • Featured prominently in the work of George A. Romero, Max Brooks, and Simon Pegg. • Generally killed by destroying the brain; body damage is useless. Your advantage will be intelligence; they’re dumb and you’re (hopefully) not.

3. The Fast Zombie • Fast, agile, killing machines that are nonetheless bound by most human limitations. • More modern adaptation from films like “28 Days Later” and “Zombieland.” Think rabies. • Much less resilient physically than their slower cousins, sheer body trauma can generally dispatch a fast zombie. • Big barricades and bigger guns will help you put down this threat in no time.

4. Mutants! • Who knows? Some can fly, some can punch down walls, some spit acid… • Featured mostly in video games. Think Left4Dead or Resident Evil. • Possess a wide variety of powers, until you figure it out you’re on your own.

5. Tips for Survival • Stick together! Almost everything is easier with friends. • Follow a strict exercise regimen. You only have to outrun the slowest other person. • Prepare! Have food, water, and weapons ready to go at all times. You never know when you’ll need them. • Always be ready for the worst. Remember, constant vigilance may provide your only warning.