英語逍遙遊－

1. 英語逍遙遊－ 你今天說英文了沒!

2. 建立真正輕鬆有效學英文的方法 • 多讀、多聽 • 讀懂、聽懂就好了 • 不背單字、不管文法

3. 會聽，才會說。 • 最佳方法:大量的聽！聽！聽！ • 會聽會說就會寫。 • 多聽英語有聲書，對英文自然融會貫通，不必再分析文法，熟悉英文的習慣用法！ • 像英美人士那樣脫口而出.不必想了又想，結果還是寫出台式英文.

4. MISUNDERSTANDING 某人刻苦學習英語，終有小成。 一日上街不慎與一老外相撞， 連忙說：I am sorry. 老外應道：I am sorry too. 某人聽後又道：I am sorry three. 老外不解，問：What are you sorry for? 某人無奈，道：I am sorry five.

5. Q:sex • A:once a week • Q:this item should be filled in with male or female. He answered “female”. Q:Ahh…? Shouldn't it be male? • A:I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.

6. Q:' Where do you want to go, Sir?' • A：'FREE WOMAN！' • Q：'What？Oh！Hey man， • Here is America，nothing is free！' • A: Oh! How come! •   I read it from yellow page.See, • here is the phone number, ' 'sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free. '

7. Read it!--He was a very good son. • An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:   • predicament

8. Dear Vincent: I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over? I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa  

9. A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop: Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie  

10. At 4 a ..m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. 

11. Dear Pop: Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.. Love you, Vinnie  

12. That’s it ! PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT !