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WHO’S GOT THE MONKEY?

WHO’S GOT THE MONKEY?. RULE #1: Monkeys should be fed or shot (e.g., IPRs, decision briefs, or actions completed/corrected). RULE #2: It should not take more than 5 - 15 minutes to feed a properly prepared monkey.

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WHO’S GOT THE MONKEY?

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  1. WHO’S GOT THE MONKEY?

  2. RULE #1: Monkeys should be fed or shot (e.g., IPRs, decision briefs, or actions completed/corrected). RULE #2: It should not take more than 5 - 15 minutes to feed a properly prepared monkey. RULE #3: Conduct scheduled feedings -- do not let monkeys stray away or starve, and do not make me hunt them down for you. RULE #4: Monkeys should be fed face-to-face -- never by my in-box and monkeys should always be properly dressed. RULE #5: Monkeys should be assigned next feeding times. NOTE: AFTER WE DISCUSS MONKEYS AND PART COMPANY, THE MONKEY WILL LEAVE ON YOUR BACK. MONKEY CARE & FEEDING RULES

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